#3396: Why Israel Can't Be Kicked Out of the UN

The UN can't expel Israel — and the design flaw hiding in plain sight explains why.

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Israel has taken increasingly adversarial actions against the United Nations in 2026 — seizing UNRWA's East Jerusalem headquarters in February, declaring the UN Special Coordinator for the Middle East Peace Process persona non grata in March, freezing diplomatic facilitation for UN political missions in April, and notifying the UN in May that it would no longer process visa applications for special rapporteurs on human rights. Yet no member state has called for Israel's suspension from the General Assembly.

The answer lies in the UN Charter's design. Both suspension (Article 5) and expulsion (Article 6) require a Security Council recommendation, and any permanent member can veto such a recommendation. The United States has used its veto dozens of times to block resolutions critical of Israel, making suspension structurally impossible. The only precedent for effective suspension — South Africa in 1974 — only occurred after the Security Council had already imposed mandatory sanctions under Chapter Seven. South Africa had no veto-wielding patron.

Beyond the veto, the UN has no enforcement mechanism equivalent to the IMF's voting-rights suspension or the World Bank's lending cutoff. Its operations depend on host country cooperation through revocable bilateral agreements. When Israel withdraws cooperation — refusing to answer the door, as one host puts it — the UN has no independent capacity to force compliance. The institution's real value to member states is diplomatic infrastructure: the back rooms, the informal conversations, the neutral ground. That's the glue that keeps even adversarial states inside the system, and it's the leverage Israel is exploiting.

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#3396: Why Israel Can't Be Kicked Out of the UN

Corn
Daniel sent us this one — and it gets right at a paradox that's been unfolding in plain sight. In May 2026, Israel formally notified the UN Secretary-General it would no longer process visa applications for UN special rapporteurs on human rights. That's the latest move in a cascade: seizing UNRWA's East Jerusalem headquarters in February, declaring the UN Special Coordinator for the Middle East Peace Process persona non grata in March, freezing diplomatic facilitation for UN political missions in the occupied territories in April. And yet — no member state has called for Israel's suspension from the General Assembly. The question is, if you take adversarial moves against an organization, you'd expect to get kicked out of the club. Why hasn't that happened? Is the UN held together not by the institution itself but by the sheer exigency for nations to cooperate? And is there a limit to how far a country can go before facing actual repercussions?
Herman
This is one of those questions where the answer is hiding in the architecture. Most people assume the UN has some kind of membership enforcement — like a gym that can cancel your subscription if you break the rules. But the Charter wasn't designed that way. It was designed to be almost impossible to expel anyone.
Corn
The club has no bouncer.
Herman
The club has a bouncer who needs unanimous consent from five people who hate each other to even stand up from his chair. Let me walk through the mechanics. The UN Charter has two relevant articles. Article five covers suspension — the General Assembly can suspend a member's rights and privileges on the recommendation of the Security Council. Article six covers expulsion — same process, but for persistent violation of the Charter's principles. Here's the catch: both require a Security Council recommendation. And Security Council recommendations on substantive matters — which this would be — are subject to the veto.
Corn
Any permanent member can block it.
Herman
Any permanent member can block it. And that's not a bug, it's the central design feature. The UN was built in 1945 by the victors of World War Two. The veto was the price of getting the United States and the Soviet Union into the same room. The architects knew that if either superpower could be outvoted on existential questions, they'd walk. So the veto is the foundation the whole thing rests on.
Corn
Which means Israel has a permanent insurance policy called the United States.
Herman
The US has used its veto dozens of times to block Security Council resolutions critical of Israel. The idea that it would ever vote to recommend Israel's suspension or expulsion is not just unlikely — it's structurally unimaginable. And it's not just Israel. Russia has the same protection. China has the same protection. Any state with a P5 patron is functionally immune to Charter-based membership consequences.
Corn
The bar isn't high — it's behind a locked door with one keyholder who'll never turn it.
Herman
We have exactly one precedent that proves the rule. South Africa, 1974. The General Assembly refused to accept the credentials of the South African delegation, effectively suspending them from participation. But here's what matters: that only happened after the Security Council had already imposed mandatory sanctions under Chapter Seven. The Council had already declared apartheid a threat to international peace and security. South Africa was a pariah with no veto-wielding protector. The suspension was the General Assembly ratifying a consensus the Security Council had already built.
Corn
That's the part most coverage misses. It's not that the UN decided to punish South Africa. It's that the Security Council moved first, and the General Assembly followed. The sequence matters.
Herman
It's everything. And it's why the Israel case is so different. The US veto means the Security Council can't even get to a Chapter Seven determination on this, let alone a suspension recommendation. The veto doesn't just block the final vote — it blocks the entire escalatory ladder.
Corn
What we're watching isn't a failure of will. It's a failure of the mechanism. The mechanism was built to require consensus among the great powers, and on this question, that consensus doesn't exist.
Herman
Here's where it gets deeper. Even if the Security Council could act, there's a second structural problem. UN membership isn't a contract with performance clauses. You don't lose your membership for bad behavior the way you might lose your IMF voting rights for falling into arrears, or face WTO dispute resolution with actual remedies. The UN has no equivalent of a credit score.
Corn
No "good standing" metric.
Herman
The Charter says members shall fulfill their obligations in good faith, but there's no enforcement mechanism attached to that language. It's aspirational. Compare this to the IMF, which can suspend voting rights if you don't pay your dues. Or the World Bank, which can cut off lending. The UN's only real leverage is reputational. It can name and shame. It can pass resolutions. But it can't fine you, it can't sanction you, and it certainly can't send police to arrest your diplomats.
Corn
Which brings us to the third structural vulnerability — and this is the one Israel is exploiting most directly. The UN doesn't just lack enforcement power. It depends on member state cooperation for its basic operations.
Herman
This is the sovereignty firewall. UNRWA, peacekeeping missions, special envoys — they all operate under host country agreements or status of forces agreements. These are bilateral, revocable arrangements. The 1946 Convention on Privileges and Immunities says UN premises are inviolable, but the host state retains territorial sovereignty. So Israel isn't technically breaking the Charter when it withdraws cooperation. It's exercising sovereignty over its territory.
Corn
It's not violating the rules. It's making the rules unworkable.
Herman
That's the phrase. "Managed non-cooperation." You don't formally denounce the treaty. You just stop answering the door. And the UN has no independent capacity to force the door open. There is no UN police force. There is no UN army that can secure a compound against the host government's wishes. When Israel seized the UNRWA headquarters in East Jerusalem in February and converted it into a military outpost, the UN's response was a statement of concern. That's it. That's the entire arsenal.
Corn
Because the arsenal doesn't exist.
Herman
It doesn't exist. And this is the part of the UN's design that most people don't understand. The Secretary-General is not an executive. He's a convenor, a mediator, a spokesperson. He commands no troops, collects no taxes, enforces no mandates. All operational authority derives from the Security Council or the General Assembly. And implementation depends entirely on member state consent.
Corn
When Israel declares a UN special coordinator persona non grata — which they did to Tor Wennesland in March, gave him seventy-two hours to leave — the UN has no recourse except to comply and complain. The mission is disrupted. And the organization looks impotent.
Herman
That appearance of impotence is itself a weapon. This is the legitimacy tax. Every time a member state nullifies a UN operation on its territory, it degrades the UN's claim to universality. The message is: this organization only operates where we allow it to operate. Its authority is contingent on the sufferance of the very states it's supposed to hold accountable.
Corn
Which is the opposite of what most people think the UN is.
Herman
Most people imagine the UN as a world government in embryo. It's not. It's a permanent diplomatic conference with a secretariat. The founders understood this. They'd just watched the League of Nations collapse because it couldn't enforce anything. The UN was designed to be more realistic — it would work through great power consensus, not despite great power disagreement. The tradeoff was that when the great powers disagree, the institution freezes.
Corn
On Israel-Palestine, the great powers have disagreed since 1948.
Herman
Since before 1948. So what we're seeing now is not a crisis of the UN. It's the UN functioning exactly as designed. The design just produces outcomes that look absurd from the outside.
Corn
Like a member state seizing a UN agency's headquarters and facing no institutional consequence.
Herman
And the question the prompt is asking is whether there's a limit. Can a state keep escalating this non-cooperation indefinitely? Is there some invisible line where the institution finally says "enough"?
Corn
Let's work through that. What would "enough" even look like?
Herman
We have to distinguish between formal institutional consequences and practical diplomatic consequences. Formal consequences — suspension, expulsion — are blocked by the veto, as we've established. But there are other forms of pressure.
Corn
The General Assembly can't kick you out, but it can make your life uncomfortable.
Herman
It can refuse to accept your credentials, like it did with South Africa. That's a General Assembly prerogative — each session votes on the credentials of all member states. But that's never been done to a state with P5 protection, and it would be an enormously escalatory move. It would essentially declare that the majority of member states don't recognize your government as legitimate.
Corn
Which would trigger a massive diplomatic crisis.
Herman
Probably a counter-escalation. The US would likely walk out. Other states might follow. The General Assembly's credibility process isn't designed for that kind of confrontation. It's usually a rubber stamp. Using it as a weapon against a P5-protected state would fracture the institution.
Corn
The formal tools are either blocked or self-destructive. What about informal ones?
Herman
This is where the "club good" concept comes in. The prompt asked whether the UN is held together by the exigency for nations to cooperate — and that's exactly right. The UN's real value to member states isn't the Charter or the resolutions. It's the diplomatic infrastructure. The back rooms. The ability to bump into your counterpart from a country you don't have formal relations with and have a fifteen-minute conversation that prevents a war.
Corn
The UN as Switzerland — neutral ground, not a governing body.
Herman
And that's the real glue. States stay in the UN because leaving costs more than staying. When the US withdrew from the Human Rights Council in 2018, it didn't leave the UN. It just left one subsidiary body. Full withdrawal would mean losing your seat at every multilateral table simultaneously — the General Assembly, the Security Council if you're on it, every specialized agency. Your diplomats lose access to the entire ecosystem of informal diplomacy.
Corn
The exit option is a bluff in most cases.
Herman
It's a partial bluff. You can withdraw from specific bodies — Israel has threatened to leave the ICC Rome Statute, the US actually did leave the Human Rights Council for three years — but full withdrawal from the UN would be diplomatic self-immolation. Even North Korea hasn't left. Even Iran hasn't left.
Corn
That creates an asymmetry. The state that's willing to partially defect gets leverage over the institution, because the institution needs the state more than the state needs any particular UN body.
Herman
That's the core dynamic. Israel can degrade UNRWA's operations, restrict special rapporteurs, expel envoys — and the UN absorbs the damage, because the alternative is admitting that its mandates are unenforceable. Meanwhile Israel keeps its General Assembly seat, its voting rights, its access to every other UN forum. The costs are concentrated on specific agencies. The benefits of membership remain intact.
Corn
Which incentivizes more defection.
Herman
We're seeing that pattern elsewhere. Russia has restricted UN humanitarian access in occupied Ukrainian territories since 2022. OCHA — the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs — has been systematically blocked from areas under Russian control. Same playbook: don't formally reject the UN's authority, just make it operationally impossible for the UN to function. Myanmar has refused to allow UN investigators access since the 2021 coup. Again, same pattern.
Corn
This isn't an Israel story. It's a structural vulnerability story, and Israel is just the most visible case right now.
Herman
The most visible and the most legally intricate, because the UNRWA situation involves a specific agency with a specific mandate that Israel argues has been compromised. But the tactic — managed non-cooperation — is becoming a standard play in the authoritarian and nationalist playbook. And the UN has no counter.
Corn
What about the argument that Israel's actions are justified because UNRWA has problems? Because that's the subtext here — Israel isn't just randomly attacking UN agencies. There's a specific grievance.
Herman
Right, and we should be precise about this. Israel's position is that UNRWA has been infiltrated by Hamas, that its schools teach anti-Israel curriculum, and that the agency perpetuates refugee status across generations rather than resettling refugees the way UNHCR does for every other refugee population. Whether you agree with that assessment or not, it's a substantive argument about institutional dysfunction. But here's the structural point: even if Israel is completely right about UNRWA, the mechanism it's using to address that grievance — unilateral seizure of facilities, withdrawal of cooperation — is only available because the UN has no enforcement capacity. Israel doesn't have to win the argument at the UN. It can simply make UNRWA unviable on its territory.
Corn
That's the precedent problem. If Israel can do this to an agency it considers compromised, what stops Russia from doing it to an agency it considers biased? What stops Myanmar from doing it to investigators it considers intrusive?
Herman
That's the answer. Nothing stops them. The only thing that ever stopped them was the norm — the shared understanding that you don't do this, because if everyone does it, the system collapses. And norms erode when violations go unanswered.
Corn
We're watching norm erosion in real time.
Herman
We're watching norm erosion that started long before 2026. The US withdrawal from the Human Rights Council in 2018 was a major breach. The Trump administration essentially said "this body is biased against Israel and we're leaving." They came back in 2021, but the norm had been damaged. You can't un-ring that bell. Other states watched and learned: you can exit, you can downgrade, you can restrict access — and the costs are manageable.
Corn
The UN's response to all of this has been statements. There's a whole vocabulary of concern that the UN has perfected.
Herman
The thesaurus of impotence. And to be fair to the Secretary-General, what else can he do? He doesn't command an army. He can't impose sanctions. His only tool is moral suasion, and moral suasion works best when there's a unified international community behind it. When the international community is divided — as it is on Israel-Palestine, as it is on Ukraine, as it is on Myanmar — moral suasion bounces off.
Corn
Let's get to the core question. Is there a limit? Will there come a point where the international community says "this has gone too far" and imposes real consequences?
Herman
I think the limit is not institutional — it's practical and political. The institutional limit, as we've established, is blocked by the veto. But there's a practical limit, which is: at what point does Israel's non-cooperation become so severe that other states decide to route around it?
Corn
Route around it how?
Herman
This has happened before. UN peacekeepers in Cyprus operate from the buffer zone, not from Cypriot territory, because neither side fully controls the zone. If Israel makes UNRWA's operations in East Jerusalem impossible, the UN could relocate those operations to Jordan or Egypt. The refugees still get served, just from across the border. The mission continues, but Israel's territory is bypassed.
Corn
The UN adapts by working around the obstruction rather than confronting it.
Herman
Which is both pragmatic and self-undermining. It keeps the mission alive, but it also concedes that the host state's consent is optional. And that's a dangerous concession, because host state consent is supposed to be the foundation of UN operations. If you can just relocate a mission when the host state is difficult, you're admitting that the host state's sovereignty isn't the barrier the Charter says it is.
Corn
It also creates a two-tier system. Cooperative states get missions on their territory. Uncooperative states get missions on their borders. And the uncooperative states face no additional penalty.
Herman
And that's the problem with all of these workarounds. They preserve the operations but erode the principle. Over time, the principle becomes so riddled with exceptions that it ceases to function as a norm. And then you're left with pure power politics: states cooperate when they want to and obstruct when they don't, and the UN's role is just to manage the resulting mess.
Corn
Which brings us to forum shifting. This is the trend I think is most under-discussed.
Herman
Explain what you mean by forum shifting.
Corn
If the UN becomes too paralyzed or too captured by particular interests, states stop using it. They move their disputes and their cooperation to other venues. Regional bodies, ad hoc coalitions, bilateral agreements. The UN doesn't die — it just becomes increasingly irrelevant while the real work happens elsewhere.
Herman
We're already seeing this. The Abraham Accords were a forum shift — they created a diplomatic framework for Israel-Arab normalization that bypassed the UN entirely. The Ukraine Defense Contact Group — the Ramstein format — coordinates military aid to Ukraine outside any UN framework. The G7 and G20 increasingly handle economic coordination that used to flow through UN agencies.
Corn
The UN's monopoly on multilateral legitimacy is eroding.
Herman
It's eroding because the UN's legitimacy was always contingent on its perceived neutrality and universality. When the institution is seen as captured by one bloc or paralyzed by another, states look for alternatives. And the alternatives don't need to be better — they just need to be functional.
Corn
Functional beats legitimate in a crisis.
Herman
And that's the long-term threat to the UN. Not that a member state will be expelled, but that member states will quietly stop showing up. Not a dramatic exit, but a gradual hollowing out. The General Assembly still meets, the resolutions still pass, but the decisions that matter get made in other rooms.
Corn
The answer to the prompt — is there a limit to how far countries can go before facing repercussions — is that the limit exists, but it's not where most people think. It's not a Charter mechanism. It's not a vote. It's the point at which other states decide the obstructing state is no longer worth accommodating, and they build new institutions without it.
Herman
That's a much higher bar than most people assume. States will tolerate enormous amounts of obstruction before they'll go through the pain of building new institutions. The transaction costs of creating a new multilateral framework are enormous. So the obstructing state has a lot of runway.
Corn
Israel has a lot of runway.
Herman
Israel has a lot of runway, and not just because of the US veto. It's also because Israel is a small state whose obstruction affects a specific region. If China started seizing UN agency headquarters and expelling special rapporteurs, the systemic threat would be different — it would affect the entire architecture. But a regional power disrupting regional operations? The rest of the world can look away. They can say "this is a Middle East problem" and move on.
Corn
Which is exactly what's happening.
Herman
Exactly what's happening. And the Secretary-General's statements of concern are calibrated to maintain the fiction that the UN is still in charge, while everyone knows the reality is that Israel is dictating the terms of the UN's presence on its territory.
Corn
Where does this leave us? The prompt asked whether the UN is held together by the exigency for cooperation rather than by the institution itself. I think the answer is yes — but with a twist. The exigency for cooperation is real, but it's selective. States cooperate where their interests align and obstruct where they don't. The UN provides the venue, but it can't compel attendance.
Herman
The twist is that this was always true. The UN has never been able to compel cooperation. It's always been a voluntary association. What's changed is the willingness of states to publicly demonstrate that voluntariness — to say out loud "we're not cooperating and there's nothing you can do about it." That's the norm erosion. Not the behavior, but the openness of the behavior.
Corn
From quiet non-compliance to performative non-cooperation.
Herman
And performative non-cooperation is designed to demonstrate that the emperor has no clothes. Israel isn't just obstructing UNRWA — it's making a show of obstructing UNRWA, because the show is the point. It's demonstrating to domestic audiences and to other states that the UN's authority is a paper tiger.
Corn
Which is effective politics but terrible for the international system.
Herman
Effective politics in the short term. The question is whether it's effective in the long term. Because if enough states adopt this playbook, the international system doesn't just weaken — it fragments. And fragmented systems produce miscalculation, escalation, and conflict.
Corn
The invisible line — the point of real repercussions — might not be a line at all. It might be a slow descent into institutional irrelevance, and by the time anyone notices, the alternatives have already been built.
Herman
That's the most unsettling answer to the prompt. There may be no dramatic moment of reckoning. Just a gradual recognition that the UN doesn't matter as much as it used to, and that the real work of international cooperation is happening elsewhere.
Corn
Which is a loss for everyone, including the states that are currently undermining it. Because the alternatives to the UN are not necessarily more democratic, more transparent, or more accountable. They're often less of all three. The G7 is a club of rich countries. The Ramstein format is a military coalition. The Abraham Accords are a bilateral framework with no human rights mechanism.
Herman
The UN, for all its flaws, has a General Assembly where every state gets one vote. That's not nothing. It's the closest thing to a democratic global institution that exists. And if it atrophies, what replaces it won't have that feature.
Corn
The structural analysis leads to a paradox. The UN's weakness — its inability to enforce cooperation — is also what makes it universal. If it could expel members, it would be smaller and less representative. Its strength is that it includes everyone, even the bad actors. But including everyone means tolerating behavior that undermines the institution.
Herman
That's the foundational tradeoff. The architects of the UN chose universality over enforceability. They'd seen the League of Nations collapse because it was too easy to leave and too weak to enforce. Their solution was to make the UN harder to leave — by making membership valuable — but they couldn't solve the enforcement problem without creating a world government, which no major power would accept.
Corn
We're living with the consequences of a 1945 compromise that nobody has been able to improve on.
Herman
Every reform proposal since then has run into the same wall. To give the UN enforcement power, you'd need to amend the Charter, which requires ratification by all five permanent members of the Security Council. The P5 will never agree to dilute their own power. So the institution is locked into its founding architecture.
Corn
Which means the answer to "how far can a country go" is: as far as the P5 allows. And for Israel, the P5 — specifically the United States — allows quite a lot.
Herman
The United States has made it clear, across multiple administrations, that it will not permit the Security Council to impose meaningful consequences on Israel. That's not a secret. It's stated policy. And as long as that's true, Israel's non-cooperation has no institutional ceiling.
Corn
— and this is the part that often gets missed — the US protection doesn't extend to everything. It extends to Security Council action. It doesn't extend to General Assembly resolutions, which pass regularly criticizing Israel. It doesn't extend to International Court of Justice advisory opinions. It doesn't extend to the court of global public opinion.
Herman
And this is where the reputational mechanism still has some bite. Israel wins the institutional battles but loses the legitimacy wars. The General Assembly votes keep piling up. The ICJ issues advisory opinions. UN special rapporteurs issue reports. None of it is enforceable, but all of it shapes the normative landscape.
Corn
Israel's bet is that the normative landscape doesn't matter as much as the operational reality.
Herman
That's the bet. And it's not a crazy bet. The UN has been passing resolutions critical of Israel for decades, and Israel's strategic position has only improved. The Abraham Accords normalized relations with Arab states. The US relationship is stronger than ever. From Israel's perspective, the UN's disapproval is a cost worth paying.
Corn
The prompt's framing — "you might expect to get kicked out of the club" — assumes the club has membership rules that are enforced. But the UN isn't that kind of club. It's a club where membership is permanent, dues are voluntary in practice, and the worst thing that can happen to you is that other members stop talking to you. And even that is self-limiting, because they need to talk to you to get anything done.
Herman
It's less a club and more a public square. You can't be banned from the public square. You can be shouted at, you can be shunned, you can be the subject of angry speeches. But the square belongs to everyone. That's its purpose.
Corn
Israel is standing in the square, seizing the benches, expelling the people who were supposed to maintain the square, and daring anyone to do something about it.
Herman
While protected by the biggest guy in the square, who's standing there with his arms crossed saying "he's with me.
Corn
That's the image. That's the whole situation in four words. "He's with me.
Herman
Everyone else in the square can pass all the resolutions they want. They can't make the big guy move.
Corn
Let's land this. The structural analysis says: no, Israel cannot be expelled or suspended, because the veto blocks it. The UN has no enforcement mechanism, no "good standing" metric, and no capacity to compel cooperation. The only real limit is the point at which other states decide to route around the obstruction — relocating missions, shifting forums, building alternative institutions. And that point is much further away than most people think.
Herman
The deeper insight is that this isn't an Israel problem. It's a UN problem. The institution was designed this way. The veto, the sovereignty firewall, the operational dependency on host state consent — these are features, not bugs. They're the price of universality. And we're now watching a member state systematically exploit every one of those features.
Corn
The question isn't whether Israel is breaking the rules. It's whether the rules were ever strong enough to constrain behavior like this. And the answer is: they weren't. They were designed for a world where the great powers would keep each other in check. In a world where one great power is willing to shield a client state from any consequence, the rules don't apply.
Herman
That's the open question going forward. If the UN cannot enforce cooperation, and if member states can unilaterally nullify UN operations on their territory, is the organization merely a permanent diplomatic conference rather than a governing body? And if so, does that change how we should evaluate its effectiveness?
Corn
I'd argue it changes everything about how we evaluate it. If the UN is a conference, we should judge it by whether it facilitates communication and norms, not by whether it enforces compliance. And on that metric, it's still valuable — even Israel uses it as a platform, even the US uses it as a platform. The talking doesn't stop just because the enforcing never started.
Herman
The talking becomes increasingly hollow when everyone knows the enforcing isn't coming.
Corn
Hollow talk is still talk. And talk prevents wars.
Herman
And sometimes it provides cover for wars. The UN's existence allows states to say "we're working through the proper channels" while those channels lead nowhere.
Corn
Which is why the next test case matters so much. If a major power — India, Brazil, a European state — begins adopting similar non-cooperation tactics, the structural weakness becomes a crisis. The Israel case is a warning, not an anomaly. The playbook is written. The question is who picks it up next.

And now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: In the early fifteen hundreds, a Faroese scribe copying a legal manuscript into the Seyðabrævið — the Sheep Letter, the islands' oldest surviving document — included a marginal note describing a cave near Sørvágur where the floor stayed frozen year-round while steam rose from cracks in the walls, a lava tube microclimate that supported a unique species of blind translucent springtail found nowhere else in the North Atlantic.
Corn
...right.
Corn
A frozen floor and steam from the walls. Sounds like my last apartment.
Herman
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Corn
I'm Corn.
Herman
I'm Herman Poppleberry. The UN can't expel anyone, but we can expel this topic from our brains for at least a week.
Corn
We can try.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.