#4076: How Passenger Jets Become Cargo Planes

The engineering behind turning aging passenger jets into cargo haulers — and why e-commerce is driving a boom.

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When an aging passenger jet reaches 15-25 years of service, airlines typically retire it. But instead of heading to a desert boneyard, many of these aircraft get a second life as cargo haulers through a process called passenger-to-freight (P2F) conversion. It's not as simple as ripping out seats and rolling in boxes — it's a certified engineering process requiring a Supplemental Type Certificate (STC) from aviation authorities, representing $50-100 million in development costs and 3-5 years of testing per aircraft type.

The conversion begins with a complete strip-down: every seat, overhead bin, galley, lavatory, and interior panel is removed, saving several tons of weight that becomes payload capacity. Then comes the most critical step — cutting a massive cargo door hole (roughly 104 by 66 inches on a narrowbody) into the fuselage. The surrounding structure must be completely reinforced with new frames, stringers, and doublers to maintain structural integrity in a pressurized tube at 35,000 feet. A nine-G rigid cargo barrier is installed behind the cockpit to prevent cargo from becoming a projectile during hard deceleration. The floor gets a complete overhaul with roller mats, ball panels, and tie-down rings for palletized loads. Smoke detection and fire suppression systems are upgraded to Class E cargo compartment standards, and the environmental control system is rezoned for cargo needs.

The economics are compelling: a used 737-800 costs around $10-15 million, with conversion adding $4-6 million — totaling $15-20 million versus $40 million for a factory-built freighter. With a 4-5 year breakeven and 15-20 more years of service life, converted freighters are cash machines in today's e-commerce-driven market. Boeing projects over 2,800 freighter conversions in the next two decades, with narrowbody segments like the 737 and A320 family driving the volume. Companies like IAI Bedek, ST Engineering, and EFW compete with proprietary STC designs, each offering different engineering approaches to the same regulatory approval. While converted freighters can't match factory-built ones on pure performance — carrying about 23 tons versus 102 tons for a 777F — they open up routes that couldn't support widebody freighters at all, making them the bridge between constrained production lines and insatiable e-commerce demand.

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#4076: How Passenger Jets Become Cargo Planes

Corn
Daniel sent us this one — he's been reading about passenger-to-freight conversion, this process where aging passenger jets get a second life hauling cargo instead of people. He wants to know how the engineering actually works, which aircraft are getting these standardized conversion programs right now, and whether this is a parallel track to factory-built freighters, or a recognition that it just makes more economic sense to repurpose planes already in wide circulation. It's a great question, because the 747 is being retired faster than new dedicated freighters can replace it. And e-commerce demand isn't exactly slowing down.
Herman
It's the classic capacity crunch. Boeing's freighter lines are sold out through twenty twenty-eight. Airbus has a three-year backlog on the A-three-thirty-F. You can't just will new widebody freighters into existence. So the industry is taking the passenger planes nobody wants anymore and turning them into cargo haulers.
Corn
It's not some niche side hustle. Boeing projects over twenty-eight hundred freighter conversions in the next two decades. The narrowbody segment alone — seven-thirty-sevens, A-three-twenty family — that's where the volume is. These are planes that carried vacationers to Orlando ten years ago, and now they're flying Amazon packages between regional hubs at three in the morning.
Herman
Post-pandemic, airlines retired passenger fleets early. You've got over a thousand seven-thirty-seven eight hundreds parked or heading that way, plus more than five hundred A-three-twenties. That's the feedstock. Meanwhile, e-commerce volume keeps climbing, narrowbody production lines are constrained, and factory freighters can't scale fast enough. The conversion market is the bridge.
Corn
What actually happens when you turn a passenger jet into a cargo hauler? Because I think the mental model most people have is — you rip out the seats, roll some boxes in, and call it a day.
Herman
That's exactly the misconception we need to demolish. A passenger-to-freight conversion — P-two-F in the industry — is a certified engineering process. You need what's called a Supplemental Type Certificate, an STC, from the FAA or EASA. That STC represents millions of dollars in engineering development, years of testing, and it covers everything from structural modifications to fire suppression to how the plane handles in flight with a completely different weight distribution.
Corn
It's a full regulatory approval for a fundamentally altered aircraft.
Herman
The companies that develop these STCs — places like IAI Bedek in Israel, ST Engineering in Singapore, EFW in Germany — they're designing an entirely new configuration for an existing airframe. Each STC costs somewhere between fifty and a hundred million dollars to develop, and it takes three to five years per aircraft type.
Corn
Which explains why you don't see conversion programs for every single plane in the sky. The economics have to justify that upfront investment.
Herman
That's why the seven-thirty-seven eight hundred is such a sweet spot. It's the most popular narrowbody ever built, there are thousands of them, and they're hitting that fifteen-to-twenty-five-year age where passenger airlines don't want them anymore but they've still got plenty of structural life left. A used seven-thirty-seven eight hundred costs around ten to fifteen million dollars. The conversion adds another four to six million. So you're all-in at fifteen to twenty million, versus a factory-new seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF at roughly forty million.
Corn
Half the price for a plane that can fly cargo for another fifteen or twenty years. And the breakeven is around four to five years of operation. After that, it's essentially a cash-printing machine — assuming you keep it full. Which, in this market, isn't hard.
Herman
Let me make sure I've got the landscape straight. We've got factory-built freighters — the seven-seven-seven-F, the seven-six-seven-three-hundred-F, the A-three-thirty-F — those come off the production line as cargo aircraft, optimized from birth for pallets and containers. Then we've got converted freighters — same airframes, but they started life carrying passengers and got retrofitted later. Same plane, different production path.
Corn
That's the key distinction, and it matters for everything from payload to range to fuel efficiency. A converted freighter is never going to match a factory-built one on pure performance metrics. A seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF carries about twenty-three tons of payload. A seven-seven-seven-F carries a hundred and two tons. Different beasts entirely. But that's not a flaw in the conversion. It's a feature. The converted narrowbody isn't trying to replace the seven-seven-seven-F on trunk routes between Hong Kong and Anchorage. It's opening up routes that couldn't support a widebody freighter at all.
Herman
That's where we get into the knock-on effect, which is where this gets genuinely interesting. But before we go there, I want to walk through what actually happens to the aircraft during a conversion. Because the engineering is wild.
Corn
Let's do it. What's step one?
Herman
Step one is the strip-down. Every passenger amenity comes out — seats, overhead bins, galleys, lavatories, interior panels, carpeting. You're left with basically an aluminum tube with a cockpit and wings. The weight savings alone from removing all that interior is substantial — we're talking several tons.
Corn
Which becomes payload capacity on the other side.
Herman
The real engineering starts with step two — the cargo door. You have to cut a massive hole in the fuselage, typically about a hundred and four inches wide by sixty-six inches tall on a narrowbody. The surrounding structure has to be completely reinforced — new frames, new stringers, new doublers around the opening — because you've just interrupted the load path that keeps the fuselage from turning into a soda can under pressure.
Corn
You're essentially redesigning a critical structural section of a pressurized tube at thirty-five thousand feet. What could go wrong.
Herman
Which is exactly why the STC process takes years. Every reinforcement has to be analyzed, tested, and certified. Then there's the nine-G rigid cargo barrier. That goes in at the forward bulkhead, right behind the cockpit. It's a solid wall designed to stop cargo from becoming a projectile if the plane decelerates hard — nine Gs forward, which is the certification standard.
Corn
Nine Gs being nine times the force of gravity. So a twenty-ton pallet effectively weighs a hundred and eighty tons in that scenario. That barrier earns its pay on a bad day.
Herman
It's not optional. Without it, you don't get the STC. After the barrier, you install the floor grid. Passenger floors are designed for distributed weight — people in seats, aisle traffic. Cargo floors need to handle concentrated loads from pallets and containers, so you're putting in roller mats, ball panels, tie-down rings every few inches. The entire main deck becomes a giant loading system.
Corn
Which also means you're changing how weight distributes through the airframe. The center of gravity shifts depending on how cargo is loaded.
Herman
That's where the next system comes in — smoke detection and fire suppression. Passenger cabins have fairly basic smoke detection because there are flight attendants walking through. A cargo compartment is sealed, unoccupied, and full of who-knows-what. You need Class E cargo compartment certification, which means smoke detectors that can pinpoint a fire within sixty seconds, and a suppression system that can knock it down before it becomes catastrophic.
Corn
The environmental control system has to be reworked too. Passengers need fresh air at a certain temperature and humidity. Cargo doesn't care about comfort, but some freight — pharmaceuticals, perishables — needs temperature control. So you're zoning the air distribution differently, often adding insulation blankets and modifying the bleed air routing.
Herman
All of that, start to finish, takes about three to four months per aircraft in the hangar. But the STC development — the engineering package that makes it repeatable — that's the three-to-five-year upfront investment I mentioned. Once the STC is approved, the actual conversion becomes a production line. MRO shops can run multiple aircraft through simultaneously.
Corn
The STC is the intellectual property. The conversion itself is the manufacturing. And that's why companies like Aeronautical Engineers Incorporated — AEI — or IAI Bedek guard their STC data like crown jewels. They spent the fifty to a hundred million developing it. Now they sell conversion slots to cargo operators and lessors. Lead times for a seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF conversion are sitting at eighteen to twenty-four months right now. You can't just show up with a plane and say "do it next week.
Herman
That's before we even get to the airframe itself. You need a donor plane with the right pedigree — low cycles, good maintenance records, no corrosion issues. Not every parked seven-thirty-seven is a candidate.
Corn
Which brings us to the specific programs. Boeing's own conversion — the seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF — has over two hundred orders. That's Boeing saying, we'll convert our own planes because the factory line can't keep up.
Herman
Airbus launched the A-three-twenty-one P-two-F in twenty twenty, with more than fifty delivered so far. That one's interesting because it carries about twenty-seven tons versus the seven-thirty-seven's twenty-three — those extra four tons matter on tight-margin routes. The A-three-thirty P-two-F is in the mix too for widebody routes where you don't need a factory seven-seven-seven-F.
Corn
You've got Boeing converting Boeings, Airbus converting Airbuses, and independent shops like AEI competing with both of them. AEI's seven-thirty-seven eight hundred SF program is a good case study. When they developed their STC, the first cargo door cut on a seven-thirty-seven fuselage was a high-stakes moment. You're putting a hundred-and-four-by-sixty-six-inch hole in a pressure vessel that's flown millions of miles. The reinforcement design — the new frames, the doubler plates, the intercostal structure around the opening — that all had to be validated through finite element analysis and then physical fatigue testing.
Herman
Every conversion shop has its own approach to that reinforcement. AEI's doubler configuration isn't identical to Boeing's BCF design, even though the end result looks similar. Different engineering paths to the same regulatory approval. Each STC holder is essentially selling a proprietary recipe for the same dish. The operator chooses based on cost, lead time, and which STC gives them better payload-range characteristics for their specific routes.
Corn
The seven-six-seven three hundred BDSF versus the factory seven-six-seven three hundred F is the clearest comparison of how these two paths diverge. The factory version comes off the line with a cargo floor, a cargo door, and optimized systems from day one. The BDSF — Bedek Special Freighter — gets all of that retrofitted at IAI's facility in Tel Aviv. The factory version typically has better fuel burn per ton-mile because the structure was never compromised by passenger cutouts. But the converted version costs significantly less upfront, and for routes where the payload difference doesn't kill the economics, that lower acquisition cost wins.
Herman
The operator's calculus is basically — do I need every pound of payload and every nautical mile of range, or do I need a cheaper plane that does eighty-five percent of the job for sixty percent of the price? In this market, with e-commerce volumes what they are, that eighty-five percent solution is printing money.
Corn
That's the conversion itself. But the real story — the thing that's reshaping the industry — is what this flood of converted narrowbodies is doing to air cargo networks. And it starts with something that didn't exist ten years ago: the converted freighter as an asset class.
Herman
Investment funds and leasing companies — AerCap, GECAS, Carlyle Aviation — they're acquiring used A-three-twenties and seven-thirty-sevens in bulk, lining up conversion slots, and then leasing the finished freighters to operators. The residual values are predictable because the conversion STC essentially standardizes the asset. A converted seven-thirty-seven eight hundred freighter has a known market value, known operating costs, known maintenance profile. It's a financial instrument as much as an airplane.
Corn
Which is a complete inversion of how these airframes were valued five years ago. A fifteen-year-old passenger seven-thirty-seven was a depreciation headache. Now it's a revenue-generating asset with another decade and a half of service life.
Herman
The knock-on effect is even bigger though — these narrowbody freighters are redrawing the map of who gets air cargo service. Amazon Air is the clearest example. They've built a fleet of over eighty seven-thirty-seven eight hundred conversions, and they're not flying them between major hubs like Memphis and Louisville. They're operating out of places like Stockton, California and Allentown, Pennsylvania.
Corn
Secondary markets that could never fill a seven-seven-seven-F. You can't justify a hundred-ton payload on a route where demand is maybe fifteen or twenty tons a night. But a converted seven-thirty-seven? That's the Goldilocks plane for regional e-commerce.
Herman
That's enabling what the industry is calling air cargo regionalization. Same-day and next-day delivery to smaller cities that used to rely on trucking from a distant hub. DHL is doing the same thing with A-three-twenty-one conversions in Europe, FedEx is expanding its feeder network with seven-thirty-seven eight hundreds. The converted narrowbody is the reason Wichita and Boise and Allentown are getting dedicated air freight service.
Corn
Which loops back to the feedstock question. The reason this is all happening now, at this scale, is the post-pandemic retirement wave. Over a thousand seven-thirty-seven eight hundreds parked or retired early. More than five hundred A-three-twenties. That's enough donor airframes to feed conversion lines through twenty thirty-five. And those airframes are young by historical standards. A seven-thirty-seven eight hundred built in two thousand ten has plenty of cycles left. The conversion just redirects the second half of its life.
Herman
Here's the tension — these converted freighters are not a replacement for factory-built widebodies. A seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF carries twenty-three tons. A seven-seven-seven-F carries a hundred and two. They're playing different sports.
Corn
Daniel's question about whether this is a parallel track or competition — it's both. Factory freighters own the trunk routes. Hong Kong to Anchorage, Dubai to Frankfurt, Shanghai to Los Angeles. That's where you need the payload and the range. Converted narrowbodies feed the spokes — regional distribution, last-mile air networks.
Herman
The line is blurring. Widebody conversions like the A-three-thirty P-two-F and the upcoming seven-seven-seven BDSF — Boeing's triple-seven-three-hundred-ER conversion expected to enter service next year — those are moving into trunk route territory. A converted A-three-thirty can carry sixty tons. That's not a hundred and two, but it's enough to compete on thinner long-haul routes where a factory seven-seven-seven-F is overkill.
Corn
You've got a spectrum now. Factory seven-seven-seven-F at the top end, converted seven-seven-seven and A-three-thirty in the middle, converted seven-thirty-seven and A-three-twenty-one at the regional level. Three tiers, all growing simultaneously.
Herman
The A-three-twenty-one P-two-F deserves a closer look because it's doing something no narrowbody conversion has done before — containerized loading. It can handle LD-three containers, the same ones widebodies use. That means an operator can fly an LD-three from Singapore to a regional hub on a seven-seven-seven, then transfer it directly to an A-three-twenty-one for the final leg to a secondary city. No repacking, no pallet breakdown. That's a game-changer for cold chain and pharma logistics.
Corn
Twenty-seven tons of payload, twenty-three hundred nautical miles of range, and container compatibility. That's why operators are choosing it over the seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF for routes where those extra four tons and three hundred nautical miles matter. The seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF carries twenty-three tons and has about two thousand nautical miles of range. Lower acquisition cost, more conversion slots available, and a massive installed base of pilots and mechanics who know the airframe. Different tool for a slightly different job.
Herman
Where does all this leave someone who actually has to make decisions? Because the engineering is fascinating, but the actionable piece is what Daniel's really asking about underneath all of it.
Corn
The first thing, and this is urgent if you're running a cargo airline or an integrator — the window to secure conversion slots is narrowing fast. Lead times for a seven-thirty-seven eight hundred BCF slot are sitting at eighteen to twenty-four months. That's not getting shorter as demand piles up. If you're thinking about adding capacity in twenty twenty-eight, you need to be on the phone now. Not next quarter.
Herman
It's not just the slot. You need the feedstock — the donor airframe. Used seven-thirty-seven eight hundreds are still available at reasonable prices, but as more operators and lessors wake up to the conversion economics, those airframes aren't going to stay cheap. The ones with good maintenance records and low cycle counts are already getting snapped up. Lock in the plane, lock in the slot. The operator who hesitates is going to be stuck watching competitors take delivery while they're still shopping.
Corn
For investors, the story is even bigger. The conversion market is a thirty-plus-billion-dollar opportunity over the next decade. And the play isn't just buying converted freighters — it's looking at who builds the infrastructure. ST Engineering in Singapore, IAI Bedek in Israel, EFW in Dresden — these are the MRO providers developing the STCs and running the conversion lines. Their order books are filling up for years.
Herman
Then there are the lessors — AerCap, GECAS, Carlyle — who are building entire conversion portfolios. They're not waiting for operators to bring them planes. They're buying the feedstock themselves, booking the slots, and offering turnkey freighter leases. If you want exposure to air cargo growth without touching an airline balance sheet, that's the vehicle. The lessor model also de-risks the whole thing for operators. You lease five converted seven-thirty-sevens, put them on regional routes, and if the market shifts, you hand them back. The lessor absorbs the residual value risk.
Corn
Which is exactly why the asset class has matured so quickly. Standardized STCs mean standardized valuations. A converted seven-thirty-seven eight hundred freighter is a known quantity — banks can lend against it, funds can model it, insurers can price it. That's not a small thing for an industry that historically treated used aircraft like depreciating junk.
Herman
For the aviation enthusiast — or the person who just wants to know where to point their binoculars — there are two programs to watch closely. The A-three-twenty-one P-two-F is the first narrowbody conversion that handles LD-three containers natively. If that takes off — and it's showing every sign of doing so — it could fundamentally change how regional cargo hubs operate. No more breaking down pallets between widebody and narrowbody flights.
Corn
Container compatibility across fleet types is one of those unsexy things that turns out to be worth billions. Cold chain pharmaceuticals, high-value electronics, anything where you don't want human hands touching the cargo between origin and destination — the A-three-twenty-one opens that up to secondary cities.
Herman
The other one to track is the seven-seven-seven BDSF — Boeing's triple-seven-three-hundred-ER conversion, expected to enter service next year. A converted triple-seven with sixty-plus tons of payload, long range, and acquisition costs well below a factory seven-seven-seven-F. If that program hits its performance targets, it reshuffles the middle of the market.
Corn
The middle is where the action is. The seven-seven-seven-F owns the top, the seven-thirty-seven and A-three-twenty-one own the bottom, but that sixty-ton payload band — long-haul routes that don't need a hundred tons — that's been underserved. The seven-seven-seven BDSF could fill that gap.
Herman
If you're tracking this as an enthusiast, watch the certification milestones on the BDSF program. First flight, STC issuance, first delivery to an operator. Those are the signals that the widebody conversion market is about to heat up. And watch the A-three-twenty-one P-two-F order book — if a major integrator like DHL or FedEx places a big top-up order, that's confirmation the containerized narrowbody model is working.
Corn
The practical takeaways are pretty clear. Operators, lock in your slots and feedstock now. Investors, look at the MRO providers and lessors building the conversion infrastructure. Enthusiasts, keep your eyes on the A-three-twenty-one P-two-F and the seven-seven-seven BDSF — those two programs are going to define the next phase of this market.
Herman
The through-line in all of this is that the conversion market stopped being a niche salvage operation years ago. It's now the primary mechanism for adding freighter capacity. Not the backup plan. The main event.
Corn
What I keep coming back to is where this goes once the current feedstock wave runs its course. The seven-thirty-seven eight hundreds and A-three-twenties are the obvious candidates right now. But what about the next generation? The A-two-twenty, the Embraer E-two family — those are the narrowbodies that'll be hitting midlife in fifteen years. Is anyone even thinking about conversion programs for them?
Herman
The market is asking, but the feedstock isn't there yet. The A-two-twenty has a few hundred in service. The E-two is even smaller. You need thousands of airframes in circulation before the STC math works — nobody's spending fifty million dollars developing a conversion for a fleet of two hundred planes. The return just isn't there.
Corn
It's a chicken-and-egg problem. The conversion programs won't appear until the installed base is big enough, but the installed base won't be big enough for another decade at least.
Herman
That's assuming those airframes even make good conversion candidates. The A-two-twenty is a clean-sheet design — composite wings, different structural philosophy, different systems architecture. Cutting a cargo door into a composite fuselage is not the same engineering problem as cutting one into aluminum. The load paths are completely different, the fatigue behavior is different, the repair procedures are different. Nobody's developed an STC for a composite narrowbody conversion yet.
Corn
The conversion industry might actually face a gap. The current aluminum narrowbodies — seven-thirty-sevens, A-three-twenties — they'll be conversion feedstock through the mid-twenty-thirties. But after that, the next generation might not be as conversion-friendly, and the economics might not justify it anyway.
Herman
Which is why some people are already looking past pure conversion to something more radical. As battery technology improves, converted narrowbodies could be prime candidates for hybrid-electric retrofits.
Corn
Because the cargo compartment is already empty of passengers. You've got a big aluminum tube with a reinforced floor, and you're not putting seats in it. That's real estate for battery packs.
Herman
The weight penalty of batteries is the biggest obstacle to electric aviation. But a cargo plane doesn't have the same payload sensitivity on every route. If you're flying twenty-three tons of e-commerce packages on a seven-thirty-seven, and you trade two tons of payload for batteries that cut your fuel burn by fifteen or twenty percent on the climb-out and cruise, that math might actually work. Especially if carbon pricing keeps tightening.
Corn
You're not designing a new airframe from scratch. You're modifying one that already exists, with a known structural envelope and a known certification basis. It's the same logic as the P-two-F conversion itself — take a depreciated asset, invest in a retrofit, extend its useful life with a new mission profile.
Herman
The hybrid-electric cargo conversion is probably a twenty-thirties story, not a twenty-twenties one. But the engineering pathway is there. The cargo compartment is already sealed, already fire-suppressed, already structurally reinforced. Adding battery modules and power management systems is a systems integration challenge, not a clean-sheet aircraft design challenge.
Corn
The circular economy angle is what ties the whole thing together. A passenger jet flies people for twenty years. Then it gets converted, flies cargo for another fifteen. Then maybe it gets a hybrid retrofit and flies another decade. That's a forty-five-year service life for an aluminum tube that someone might otherwise have scrapped at year twenty.
Herman
It's one of the cleanest examples of circular economy in heavy industry. You're not melting it down and recycling the aluminum — you're keeping the entire airframe in service, just changing what it does. The embedded energy from manufacturing isn't wasted. The maintenance infrastructure, the pilot type ratings, the parts supply chain — all of that keeps generating value.
Corn
The economics reinforce the environmental case, which is rare enough to be worth noticing. The operator saves millions versus buying new. The conversion shop keeps skilled aerospace workers employed. The cargo network gets capacity it desperately needs. The aluminum stays in the sky instead of in a scrapyard in Arizona.
Herman
Daniel's question — is this a parallel track or an economic necessity — I think the answer is that it started as a parallel track and became a necessity. The factory lines can't keep up, the feedstock is abundant, the demand is surging, and the engineering is mature. P-two-F conversion is the main event now, not the side hustle.
Corn
The question that'll keep me up — well, not up, I nap pretty well — but the question that'll linger is whether the next generation of aircraft gets the same second act. Or whether we're living through a golden age of conversion that closes when the current aluminum fleet ages out.
Herman
That's the open question. And it's going to determine whether the air cargo networks we're building right now — the Stocktons and Allentowns and regional hubs — have a fleet to sustain them in twenty years, or whether they're riding a one-time wave of cheap converted airframes that won't repeat.
Corn
And now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: Guyana's Ministry of Agriculture spent most of the nineteen-sixties promoting "Demerara wild honey" as a premium export, until a British entomologist visiting in nineteen sixty-eight identified the source as a feral European honeybee colony that had swarmed from a sugar estate apiary two decades earlier. The "wild" honey was just escaped domestic bees eating the same cane-field nectar as the estate hives.
Corn
The branding was the only wild thing about it.
Herman
Marketing wins again.
Corn
This has been My Weird Prompts. Thanks to our producer Hilbert Flumingtop, and thanks to Daniel for the question. If you want more deep dives into the hidden machinery that moves the world, find us at my weird prompts dot com. We'll be back soon.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.