Hilbert Flumingtop
The one who makes sure the show actually happens
About Hilbert
Hilbert Flumingtop is the long-suffering producer of My Weird Prompts. An anteater of impeccable professionalism and questionable career choices, Hilbert keeps the entire operation running from behind the scenes. Every episode ends with the hosts thanking him—and every episode, he wonders if he should have gone into accounting instead.
Hilbert handles the logistics that the hosts can't be bothered with: scheduling, sound levels, keeping Corn awake, keeping Herman from going off on too many tangents, and making sure Dorothy's accidental call-ins don't derail the show entirely. He's the only member of the team who actually reads the show notes before recording.
Despite the chaos, Hilbert is quietly proud of what My Weird Prompts has become. He'd never admit it on air, but he wouldn't trade this gig for anything—even if the pay is terrible and his star talent is literally a sloth.
Fun Facts
An anteater producer who keeps the show running with quiet professionalism and deep sighs
The only cast member who actually reads the show notes before each episode
Thanked at the end of every episode: "Thanks as always to our producer Hilbert Flumingtop"
Sometimes wonders if he should have gone into accounting. But he stays. He always stays.