Merch
Wear your favourite host. Every design comes in two inks: one for light shirts and one for dark. An on-demand shop is coming, and its profits will go towards running the show. In the meantime the print-ready files are free to download and print yourself, under the same CC BY 4.0 licence as the rest of the show.
That's a Failure Mode.
Herman Poppleberry
Said on air more than 800 times. Herman finds one in everything.
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Here's the Thing.
Herman Poppleberry
Herman's opening move — over a thousand times and counting.
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Walk Me Through It.
Corn
Corn's favourite question, asked more than a thousand times. Herman always does.
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Someone Has to Read the Show Notes.
Hilbert Flumingtop
The producer. The only one who reads them. Not impressed.
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