Larry
But WAIT, there's MORE!
About Larry
Larry was the show's hyperactive pitchman—the voice behind every ad break in Season 1. With the energy of a caffeinated auctioneer and the conviction of someone who truly believes in what he's selling, Larry delivered wildly enthusiastic advertisements for products that absolutely, definitively, 100% do not exist.
From the "Self-Buttering Toast 3000" to "Quantum Socks" to "The Emotional Support Cactus," Larry sold it all with the same breathless intensity. His ad breaks became a beloved part of the show's format—listeners would tune in just to find out what impossible product Larry would try to pitch next.
Larry was last heard in Episode 175, the Season 1 finale. Whether he'll return for future seasons remains to be seen, but his legacy of fictional products and unhinged sales pitches lives on in the hearts of listeners everywhere. He is missed.
Fun Facts
Delivered ads for products that don't exist with the conviction of a man who truly believed
Greatest hits include the Self-Buttering Toast 3000, Quantum Socks, and the Emotional Support Cactus
Energy level: caffeinated auctioneer at an energy drink convention
Last seen in Episode 175 (Season 1 finale). His whereabouts—and his inventory—remain a mystery.