Belatedly, Daniel has been listening back through the archive. He landed on the episode about Rosehill. His own family name.
Which is a name I still think about. Because whoever built that name was doing a job.
Right. And the reason he landed on it, he says, is that he'd forgotten the conclusion we reached. That Rosehill is most likely the product of a bureaucrat under orders to hand Jewish families a Germanic-sounding name. So he wrote in with what he calls the inversion. The Hebrewization of surnames. The project that ran the other way.
Ivrut.
He's honest about the personal bit, which I appreciated. He's thought about Hebraizing his own name. Decided against it, because he's already changed his name once in his life and that was enough bureaucratic headache for one man.
One lifetime name change is a full ration.
But the appeal stays with him, and he puts his finger on why. There's something nonsensical about a Jewish person living in Israel carrying a name that was invented to be inoffensive to Germans centuries ago.
That's the sentence, isn't it.
He also flags the tension he wants us to sit in. That as far as he's been able to work out, surnames may not even have been part of the ancestral biblical tradition at all. Which raises the question of whether the whole project, however understandable, was historically misguided. So we're going to do the rise, the mechanism, the cost, the ancestry, and what's happened to it across the generations. Do we start with the names we were given, or the names we took?
Start with what the word means. Hebraization, Ivrut, is amending a Jewish surname so that it's tied to Hebrew. And Hebrew is the language Jews spoke natively until it died out of everyday use around the second century. So we're taking a dead language and using it as a rebranding tool.
That's one way to put it.
It's the honest way. The engine behind it is sh'lilat ha golah. Negation of the Diaspora. The point was to build an image of an empowered Israeli Jew, standing up, holding a rifle, working the land. And to make him as unlike the stereotype of the oppressed Yiddish-speaking shtetl Jew as it was possible to be.
So the name wasn't just a name. It was a costume change.
It was a costume change with a political thesis underneath it. The thesis was that the Diaspora was a condition to be escaped, not honored. And the name on your door was the first thing you could change about yourself.
Gabi Birnbaum at the Academy of the Hebrew Language puts it plainly. The main motive for Hebraizing names is that people who came to the Land of Israel at the end of the nineteenth century wanted to sever their ties with the galut. With the Diaspora, with all of Eastern European culture.
And the timeline has a shape. First Aliyah, eighteen eighty-two to nineteen oh-three, it's sporadic. A few people here and there. Second Aliyah, nineteen oh-four to nineteen fourteen, it goes wide, and it runs alongside the revival of Hebrew as a spoken language. The names and the language were the same project.
How wide is wide, though? Give me a picture.
Wide enough that by the time you get to the Yishuv in the nineteen twenties and thirties, you've got whole institutions where the Hebraized name is the norm and the old name is the embarrassing thing you don't mention. Teachers, journalists, party organizers. The person who keeps the old name is the one who has to explain himself.
So the pressure wasn't only from above. It was horizontal.
Your neighbor had done it. Your rival at the newspaper had done it. The founding myth was being written in real time and you either signed it with a Hebrew name or you didn't sign it.
I want to make sure we're not painting this as purely top-down coercion, because the archive doesn't support that either. There were people who wanted this. Who'd been waiting for it.
Plenty. For a certain kind of Zionist in nineteen ten, Hebraizing your name wasn't a concession. It was the whole point. You'd moved to the land, you'd learned the language, and now you were going to stop answering to a name some clerk in Galicia had assigned your great-grandfather. That felt like finishing the job.
So for them it was the opposite of an erasure. It was a completion.
And for the person sitting next to them, it was a loss they never consented to. Same room. Same year. Both true.
Here's the thing I keep circling. The names being replaced, in most cases, weren't ancient family inheritances. They were themselves imposed. So you have one bureaucracy's names being replaced by another's, and everyone treating it as a return to something.
That's the irony the whole episode lives inside. Let's get into the machinery, because the machinery is the part people don't know.
So how did you actually do it?
There was a booklet. The Jewish Agency published it in nineteen forty-four, pre-statehood, as part of a proclamation of the Year of Naturalization and the Hebrew Name. And it gave five methods.
Five.
Five. Change of vocalization. Leib becomes Lev. That's it, you've just moved a vowel. Change of consonants, Borg or Brog becomes Barak. Shortening by dropping an ending, Rosenberg becomes Rosen. Dropping a foreign suffix, Yakobovitch becomes Ya'akovi. And translating the meaning. Abramovich becomes Ben Avraham.
The translation category is the one where it gets fun.
It's the one where it gets poetic. Kirschenbaum, cherry tree, becomes Duvdevani. Goldberg, gold mountain, becomes Har-Zahav. Which is literally gold mountain in Hebrew, so nothing changed except the language. Herbst, autumn, becomes Stavi. Silverman becomes Kaspi, which is silver. Steinberg, stone mountain, becomes Har-Even.
Har-Even sounds like a general.
He was one. There's a category for that too.
What about the ones that didn't translate at all? The sound-alikes.
Homophones. You keep the sound and find a Hebrew word that fits it. Berkovitz becomes Barak, which means lightning. Neumann becomes Ne'eman, which means loyal. Epstein becomes Eilat, which is a place name. Torczyner becomes Tur-Sinai. Gruen becomes Ben-Gurion.
That last one worked out well for him.
Marginally.
And there's the category I find grim.
The Ekelnamen. The insulting names. Some families had names that were actively degrading. Ausuebel, from evil. Luegner, liar. And the whole point of changing was to negate them. Ausuebel becomes Ben-Tov, from good. Luegner becomes Amithai, honest.
Imagine carrying a name that means liar. For generations. And then one day you get to hand it back.
There were other categories beyond the booklet's five. Names of murdered parents. Bat Miriam, Ben Moshe. Names of fallen sons or siblings. Avinoam, Achimeir. Beloved biblical figures, Shaul, Davidi. And place and plant names from the Land of Israel. Hermoni, Gilad, Eshel, Rotem.
Eshel is a tamarisk.
It is.
So you could rename yourself after a tree.
You could rename yourself after a tree. And Keren Dubnov, who's researched this, says the two main methods are keeping the meaning or keeping the sound. And that doing both at once, meaning and sound together, is the Holy Grail. It almost never happens.
What's the Holy Grail example?
I don't have one. That's why it's the Holy Grail.
Wait, so the sound and the meaning almost never line up. But surely somebody's tried to engineer one.
Oh, people tried. That's the thing. You'd get a family sitting at the kitchen table with the booklet open, and the father wants the sound, because the sound is what the neighbors already call them, and the mother wants the meaning, because the meaning is what the name actually meant in the old country. And you can't have both. So they compromise and neither one is fully satisfied.
And that's one family. Multiply it.
Multiply it by every family on the street. The booklet is five methods on paper. In the kitchen it's an argument.
And the Academy still runs a service to help people do this. Free. Barely used.
Barely utilized is how they put it. Which tells you something about the demand curve.
So you've got the booklet. How does it go from a booklet to seventeen thousand people in a year?
Ben-Gurion. Nineteen fifty, he issues a binding order. State officials, especially anyone representing Israel abroad, Hebraize. And a Committee for Hebrew Names is set up to supervise the whole thing.
Supervise.
Someone had to.
What does supervise actually mean in practice? Was there a veto?
There was a committee, and the committee had opinions. If you submitted a name that duplicated too many others, or that sounded wrong, or that didn't have a clear Hebrew root, they'd push back. You'd get a letter.
A letter from the naming committee.
A letter from the naming committee telling you your new name wasn't Hebrew enough.
That's a sentence I never expected to say on this show.
And the committee's whole problem was scale. Seventeen thousand people in one year, each one wanting a name that felt personal and distinct, and the pool of usable Hebrew roots is finite. So you get clusters. Suddenly there are four hundred Baraks.
The lightning shortage of nineteen fifty.
Which is why the homophones are so popular and why the committee got so fussy.
In the first year of independence, seventeen thousand men and women changed their names. That's from Kaganoff writing in Commentary in September nineteen fifty-six. The rush was so heavy the Department of Immigration had to open a special office just to speed up the legal machinery.
Seventeen thousand in a year. Immigration department opening an overflow office for name changes.
Which is a sentence you'd only ever write about that country in that decade.
Golda Meir. Meyerson to Meir. And Ben-Gurion didn't ask, he browbeat her into it. She kept her Yiddish given name, Golda, which the Jewish Independent notes presumably left him half satisfied.
Half a win.
He got Herzl Rosenblum to sign the Declaration of Independence as Herzl Vardi. Vardi was his pen name. Ben-Gurion wanted more Hebrew names on the document, so he worked the room. Nine more signatories Hebraized afterwards.
This is a man who understood that the founding document is a photo opportunity.
And then the order to the IDF. This is the quote. It is desirable that every commanding officer, from Squadron Commander to Chief of Staff, should change his surname, whether German, English, Slavic, French or foreign in general, to a Hebrew surname, in order to be a role model for his soldiers.
Role model.
And it ends, the Israel Defense Forces must be Hebrew in spirit, vision, and in all internal and external expressions.
External expressions. He means the name on the uniform. Was there resistance?
There's a famous anecdote. An Israeli diplomat told Ben-Gurion, I will change my name if you can find me one non-Jew named Lifshitz.
That's the whole argument in one line.
It is. And the religious friction was real. Rabbi Yehuda Amital, born Yehuda Klein, said he was a bit afraid of the reaction of his grandfather-in-law, Rabbi Isser Zalman Meltzer. Because Hebraization was limited mainly to the secular population. It was not received well at all within the haredi community.
So the people whose identity was most bound up in the tradition were the least interested in the new Hebrew names.
Largely, yes. And Yitzhak Avineri is the fascinating case. He was a linguist. He changed his own name from Rebeleski. And then he advised immigrants with classic European Jewish names not to rush. And he said Holocaust survivors who were the last of their family should not Hebraize.
A man who did it telling other people not to.
A man who did it telling the last survivor of a family to keep the name, because there'd be nobody left to carry it.
That one lands.
It does.
I want to stay with Avineri for a second, because that's a real contradiction and I don't want to skate past it. He's not being a hypocrite. He's drawing a line.
He's drawing a line between a name you choose and a name you're the end of. If you're the last one, the name isn't yours to trade. It belongs to the people who didn't make it out.
So the same act, Hebraizing, is a liberation in one house and an erasure in the next.
Same form. Same clerk. Opposite meaning.
And I'd add a third house. The house where nobody's left at all, and the name just stops. No one to Hebraize it. No one to keep it either.
That's the house Avineri was actually talking about. He wasn't worried about the survivor's feelings. He was worried about the name having no one to stand for it.
We've seen how it worked and what it cost. But there's a question underneath all of it that Daniel raised. Were surnames even ours to begin with?
Kaganoff, same nineteen fifty-six piece. At the beginning of the Biblical period, Jews, like all members of ancient societies, had no surnames of any kind. Men were known simply as Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Moses.
No surnames.
None. The ancestral system was patronymic. X ben Y. Joshua ben Nun. Caleb ben Yefuneh. And that form is still alive in religious life. In synagogue, on the ketubah. You're called up as your father's son.
Ben. Bat.
Ben and bat. Son of, daughter of. That's the system. Permanent family surnames only spread to Ashkenazi Jews in Germany and Eastern Europe in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. The first known Jewish family names date to the tenth or eleventh century, among Sephardim.
So the Sephardim got there first.
By several hundred years. And here's the number that surprised me. Only three surnames are rooted in ancient Jewish culture. Kohen, Levy, and Israel.
Three.
Three. Everything else is an import.
So Daniel's suspicion is not a suspicion. It's the documented position. The surname itself is a later arrival. The ancestral tradition was patronymic, and the Hebraization project was renaming people who had already been renamed.
Which leads us to the imposition. Joseph the Second, Holy Roman Emperor, issues a decree. July twenty-third, seventeen eighty-seven, some sources say November twelfth. Either way, Habsburg Jews are compelled to adopt German first names and family names. And it doesn't stop there. Prussia follows. Russia in eighteen oh-four. France in eighteen oh-eight. The German states after that.
So a hundred and fifty years before Ben-Gurion issues his order, another empire issues its own order. And the second one is trying to undo the first.
Except the second one is using names that a committee invented.
And there's a story attached to the first one that turns out to be wrong.
The bribe legend. The popular version is that officials took money for beautiful names, and if you didn't pay, you got something insulting. Niemand, nobody. Affengesicht, monkey face. Wanzreich, kingdom of bedbugs.
Kingdom of bedbugs is a hard one to live down.
Alexander Beider went through a dictionary of Galician surnames. Around thirty-seven thousand of them. And found only a few dozen that are derogatory. And the names in the most expensive category are actually the most common.
Which is backwards from the legend.
Completely backwards. If the rich were buying the good names, the good names should be rare and clustered. They're neither.
So what's the positive claim?
Beider argues the compound German names, the Goldsteins and Rosenthals and Silberbergs, were invented by Christian clerks in Vienna. Combining two German roots. And they reflect the Germanizing spirit of Joseph the Second's Edict of Tolerance in seventeen eighty-two.
Goldstein isn't a name someone chose. It's a name a clerk generated.
According to Beider, yes. Two German roots, joined by a clerk, written into a register.
And here's the part that sharpens the whole irony. The Jews largely ignored the names.
They did. Into the nineteenth century, tombstones used only given names and patronymics. The surname was used mainly when you needed a passport for emigration.
So the names that Hebraization set out to undo were, in a lot of cases, barely adopted in the first place.
They were bureaucratic furniture. You pulled them out when you needed paperwork.
So the project was undoing a name that had never really been taken up, in order to install a name that had been invented by a committee. That's a lot of churn.
Twenty thousand people a year churn.
So was it misguided?
Yitzhak Ben-Zvi, who became the second president, argued the other side. Our surnames are mostly of foreign origin, which cling to exile. He points out that even names based on Hebrew first names were damaged and distorted by German and English suffixes, the son and sohn, the Slavic in and ovich and ovsky. And he asks whether the hardship of that inheritance, left over from the Middle Ages and the ghettos, should be tolerated.
Tolerated. That's the word he chose.
And Moses Calvary, arguing against, in the same period. Our names are part of our history. A significant part. He lists them. Sasportas. Benbenisti. Abrabanel. Don Yehia. Rappaport. Eibeschitz. And he says there's no reason to delete the chronicle of our national life. That the variety in our names is a sign of a colorful history, a two-thousand year old history, whose traces cannot be wiped out light-handedly.
Two people, both serious, both with a real argument. And Calvary's list, Sasportas and Abrabanel, those are Sephardic names. Which points at the fracture underneath the whole project.
The Mizrahi grievance. Because what started as an anti-Diaspora, autonomy-seeking Ashkenazi project became, for Middle Eastern and North African Jews, an Ashkenormative assimilation pressure.
Sami Shalom Chetrit describes a teacher renaming his whole class. Alif, your name from now on will be Aliza. Jackie, your name is Jacob. Michele, your name is Michal. And then, Sami, your name will be Shmuel Shalom.
He went home to his father crying.
He said he felt like something was stolen from him.
That's a kid being told by a teacher that the name his family gave him isn't the right one. And the family had no say.
And it wasn't only first names. Aryeh Deri, from Shas, made it an electoral issue. The invisible ones are those Mizrahim whom society has embarrassed into changing their family names. Changing Shukrun to Sharon. Dahan to Dan. Sabag to Segev. Abutbul to Avital. Siboni to Regev.
Every one of those is a family name traded for a Hebrew one that sounds better to an Ashkenazi ear.
Better to whom, though. That's the question he's asking. Better to the people in the room doing the approving.
And then the demand drops. A million immigrants arrive from the former Soviet Union after nineteen ninety-one. And almost none of them chose to change their names, or were pressured to.
Almost none.
The pressure that produced seventeen thousand name changes in one year had evaporated within forty years.
What about now?
About fifteen percent of American and British immigrants on Nefesh B'Nefesh flights Hebraize on arrival. And the ceremony is at Ben-Gurion Airport. Named for the most famous Hebraizer of all.
He'd be pleased. He'd be more pleased if it were higher than fifteen percent.
He would. And there's a counter-trend running the other way. The writer Yitzhak Orpaz restored Averbuch. Ethiopians are insisting on Amharic names. Mehereta Baruch-Ron, the deputy mayor of Tel Aviv, went by Ruchama until university.
Until university.
That's when she stopped.
And the law?
The current statute is the nineteen fifty-six name law, Law number two oh seven. Israelis can change names once every seven years. And if you want to Hebraize to Cohen, you need a rabbi's letter confirming you're a kohen.
You need a letter to prove you're a priest.
You do.
Let's pull back to the long view. Because if surnames were never part of the ancestral tradition, and the names being replaced were themselves imposed by decree, then what exactly was Hebraization restoring?
A language, maybe. Not a name. The name was always the newer thing.
So we're back at Daniel's question. Understandable, or misguided?
Both. It was a real severance from a real humiliation, and it was also a committee inventing replacements for a register that most Jews had never fully accepted in the first place.
I agree with all of that.
You what?
I agree with all of it. And I'll tell you the part neither of you said.
Go on.
The hardest part isn't the form. It's the question. The clerk asks it out loud. And what was the name before. I watched a man cry at that question. Right there at the counter. He had the form in his hand and he'd already signed it and the clerk asked and he cried.
What did the clerk do?
Waited. He waited. He didn't fill it in for him. He waited and then the man told him the name and the clerk wrote it down. And that was it. Two minutes.
There's a box on the form, isn't there.
There's a box.
What does it say.
It says previous name, if any.
If any.
As in, you might not have had one.
The form is written for people who might be arriving with no prior name at all.
That's what I asked. Nobody would tell me. I asked three people in that office and none of them would tell me.
So the form itself doesn't know what it's doing.
The form does what forms do. I still have a copy of it. It's in a drawer with my passport, my birth certificate, and a receipt for a lawnmower I returned. In a town I can no longer find on a map. The form is the only one of the four I've never needed.
You filled one out yourself.
I did. Once. And in the box marked previous name, if any, I wrote none.
You wrote none.
None. And the clerk looked at it for a long time. Long time. And then he said, that's not how it works. That's what he said. And then he took the form and he stamped it anyway.
And you never found out what he meant.
I never found out. I still don't know. I asked once more on the way out and he'd gone to lunch.
The name on the passport is a bureaucratic artifact.
And the question of what to do with it isn't.
Which is where Daniel landed too. One lifetime name change is already more than enough paperwork. And yet a name invented to be inoffensive to German clerks centuries ago is still the one on his passport.
And the replacements a committee invented are on other people's passports.
So the ledger never balanced. One bureaucracy's names traded for another's, and then some of them traded back. Orpaz restoring Averbuch. Ethiopians keeping Amharic. Mizrahim reclaiming the names Deri listed.
Which suggests each generation renegotiates what a Jewish name is for. The reversion isn't a defeat for the project. It's the next round of it.
Nothing on the form settles it.
Nothing on the form ever settles it.
That's the show for today. Thanks to Hilbert Flumingtop, our producer, at the desk as always.
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