#3945: The Litani Line vs the Beqaa Reality

Why every ceasefire draws the same line—and why the Beqaa Valley makes that line meaningless.

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The Litani River has been the most drawn line in Middle Eastern diplomacy since 1978. Running east-west across southern Lebanon, it appears in UN Resolution 425, Resolution 1701, and every ceasefire draft since—demanding the area between the Blue Line and the river be cleared of armed personnel. But the river is militarily irrelevant: a modest waterway that can be waded across, providing no actual barrier to rocket launchers or missile storage. Its persistence in diplomatic texts reflects a convenient fiction—a line everyone agrees to draw because drawing a line feels like solving the problem.

The Beqaa Valley, sixty kilometers northeast, is the actual strategic terrain. Running north-south between the Mount Lebanon and Anti-Lebanon ranges, its eastern edge is the Syrian border—making it the only land corridor from Iran to Hezbollah. Weapons flow from Tehran through Iraq and Syria into the valley at crossings like Masnaa, then disperse into underground storage facilities and mountain bunkers built over two decades. By 2026, Hezbollah's arsenal has shifted from unguided Katyushas to precision-guided missiles like the Fateh-110, with ranges of 200-300 kilometers and accuracy under ten meters. A missile stored in the Beqaa can hit Tel Aviv without ever approaching the Litani.

The November 2025 leaked ceasefire draft marked a diplomatic shift, demanding Hezbollah withdraw heavy weapons from the Beqaa for the first time—not just south of the Litani. That demand has stalled negotiations, because surrendering the Beqaa means surrendering strategic depth, the Iranian supply chain, and the entire precision arsenal. The river was always a symptom. The valley is the disease no framework has ever reached.

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#3945: The Litani Line vs the Beqaa Reality

Corn
Daniel sent us this one — he's asking why the Beqaa Valley has become the real flashpoint in every Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire negotiation, and why the Litani River keeps showing up as the dividing line in every draft. The short version is that the river is a diplomatic reflex, and the valley is the actual strategic terrain no agreement has ever reached.
Herman
The timing on this question is almost too good. Right now, June twenty twenty-six, the ceasefire talks are stalled precisely over the Beqaa Valley's status. You've got diplomats drawing the same line they've drawn since nineteen seventy-eight, and Hezbollah sitting on an arsenal that makes that line completely meaningless.
Corn
Here's the paradox at the center of all of this. The Litani River is militarily irrelevant — it's a hundred and forty kilometers of water that doesn't stop anything. But diplomatically, it's essential. It's the line everyone agrees to draw because drawing a line feels like solving the problem. The Beqaa Valley is the actual problem, and nobody knows how to draw a line around a valley that's a hundred and twenty kilometers long with a friendly border on one side.
Herman
That's exactly the frame. The Litani is a symptom. The Beqaa is the disease. And every ceasefire since nineteen seventy-eight has treated the symptom while the disease got worse. So that's what we want to unpack today — why a river became the most drawn line in Middle Eastern diplomacy, and why a valley sixty kilometers northeast of it is where the next war will actually be decided.
Corn
To understand why the Beqaa Valley is the real problem, we first need to understand why the Litani River became the fake solution.
Corn
The Litani starts making sense once you picture the map. It runs east to west across southern Lebanon, dumping into the Mediterranean just north of Tyre. At its closest point, it's about thirty kilometers from the Israeli border.
Herman
Thirty kilometers, in military terms, is a buffer. If you can push Hezbollah's rocket launchers north of that line, suddenly the shorter-range projectiles can't reach Israeli population centers. That was the logic in nineteen seventy-eight when Israel launched Operation Litani — push Palestinian fighters north of the river, create a security zone, problem solved.
Corn
Except the river doesn't actually push anything anywhere. It's not the Rhine. It's not even the Jordan. It's a modest waterway — you can wade across parts of it. The river wasn't the obstacle. The Israeli military presence south of it was the obstacle. The river just happened to be a convenient thing to name.
Herman
That's how the Litani became diplomatic shorthand. You see it in every text since — UN Resolution four twenty-five in nineteen seventy-eight, Resolution seventeen-oh-one in two thousand six, every draft since. "The area between the Blue Line and the Litani River shall be free of armed personnel and weapons except those of the Lebanese government and UNIFIL." It's a tidy sentence. It fits in a communiqué. But it describes a line that was never actually enforced.
Corn
If the Litani is the line everyone agrees to draw, the Beqaa Valley is the space nobody wants to talk about. It sits east of Beirut, running north-south between two mountain ranges — Mount Lebanon on the west, the Anti-Lebanon on the east. About a hundred and twenty kilometers long, ten to fifteen wide. And critically, its eastern edge is the Syrian border.
Herman
That border is everything. The Beqaa is the only land corridor from Iran to Hezbollah. The supply chain runs Tehran to Baghdad, through Shia militia territory in Iraq, into Syria via Deir ez-Zor or Damascus, then across the border into the Beqaa at crossings like Masnaa. Once weapons are in the valley, they're inside Lebanon's mountainous spine — hard to spot, hard to strike, and already past any line anyone drew on a map.
Corn
You've got this strange split. The Litani is the defensive line — it's about keeping rockets at a distance. The Beqaa is the supply line — it's about where the rockets come from. Every ceasefire focuses on the first one and pretends the second one doesn't exist.
Herman
That split made a certain kind of sense in two thousand six, when Hezbollah was mostly firing unguided Katyushas with ranges of twenty to forty kilometers. Push them north of the Litani, and yes, you've degraded their ability to hit Haifa. But by twenty twenty-six, Hezbollah has thousands of precision-guided missiles — Iranian Fateh-one-ten variants, Zelzals — with ranges of two to three hundred kilometers and circular error probable under ten meters.
Corn
Which means a missile stored in the Beqaa Valley doesn't need to be anywhere near the Litani to hit Tel Aviv. The river becomes irrelevant as a range buffer. The only thing that matters is where the weapons enter the country and where they're stored. And that's the Beqaa.
Herman
The Beqaa was also Hezbollah's original stronghold. The organization was founded there in nineteen eighty-two with Iranian Revolutionary Guard support. The valley isn't just a transit corridor — it's the group's strategic depth. Underground storage facilities, training camps, missile assembly sites, all tucked into the mountain edges where surveillance is hard and airstrikes are harder.
Corn
Here's the paradox in its simplest form. A ceasefire that pushes Hezbollah north of the Litani leaves the Beqaa completely untouched. And the Beqaa is where the precision arsenal lives, where the Iranian supply chain terminates, and where Hezbollah's military infrastructure is most deeply embedded. You've drawn a line that solves the nineteen-seventy-eight problem while the twenty-twenty-six problem sits sixty kilometers northeast, fully intact.
Herman
Let's start with the river itself — how did a hundred and forty kilometers of water become the most drawn line in Middle Eastern diplomacy? The answer starts in March nineteen seventy-eight. Israel sent about twenty-five thousand troops into southern Lebanon after a Palestinian attack killed thirty-eight Israeli civilians on a coastal road.
Corn
The stated objective was exactly what you'd expect — push the militants north of the river, create a buffer, go home. The operation lasted about a week.
Herman
What lasted much longer was the institutional architecture it created. The UN Security Council passed Resolution four twenty-five, which deployed UNIFIL — the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon — with a mandate to confirm the Israeli withdrawal, restore peace and security, and help the Lebanese government reassert authority in the area. That mandate, almost word for word, is still in effect forty-eight years later. UNIFIL still has about ten thousand troops on the ground.
Corn
In those forty-eight years, has the Lebanese government ever actually reasserted authority in southern Lebanon?
Herman
And that's not a political judgment — it's a capacity question. The Lebanese Armed Forces are outgunned, underfunded, and politically fragmented. They can't confront Hezbollah without triggering a civil war. So UNIFIL ends up in this strange limbo — ten thousand troops with no mandate to search private property, no authority to disarm anyone, and a mission that depends entirely on a Lebanese government that doesn't control the territory.
Corn
The river becomes this diplomatic placeholder. Every resolution names it, every ceasefire draws it, and nobody enforces it. Fast forward to two thousand six.
Herman
August eleventh, two thousand six. Thirty-four days of war between Israel and Hezbollah. Resolution seventeen-oh-one comes out of the Security Council, and it's the most ambitious version of the Litani framework yet. The key language: no weapons in the area between the Blue Line and the Litani River without the consent of the Lebanese government, and no authority other than that of the Lebanese government. It also explicitly called for Hezbollah to disarm.
Corn
How did that work out?
Herman
It didn't. Hezbollah not only stayed south of the Litani, it rebuilt and expanded. By some estimates, its rocket arsenal grew from about fourteen thousand before the war to over a hundred and fifty thousand by twenty twenty-six. The disarmament clause was dead on arrival. And the reason it was dead is sitting sixty kilometers northeast of the Litani.
Corn
The Beqaa Valley. Because while everyone was focused on the river, the weapons were entering through Syria into the valley, and from there being distributed south. The Litani framework assumes you can stop the flow at the river. But the river is downstream from the source.
Herman
The Beqaa has been a smuggling corridor for centuries — long before Hezbollah existed. The valley's geography is practically designed for it. You've got the Mount Lebanon range on one side, the Anti-Lebanon on the other, and a long flat plain with countless dirt tracks, wadis, and unofficial crossings into Syria.
Corn
The two official crossings are Masnaa and Jousieh. Masnaa is the big one — it handles most of the commercial traffic between Beirut and Damascus. But since the Syrian civil war, Hezbollah has effectively controlled the Syrian side of those crossings. Iranian cargo flights land in Damascus, the weapons get trucked to the border, and they cross into the Beqaa with minimal inspection.
Herman
Here's where the precision-guided munitions shift changes everything. In two thousand six, Hezbollah was firing unguided Katyushas. You could store those in residential basements, move them in pickup trucks, launch them from improvised rails. The Litani buffer made a certain sense — push the launch sites back, reduce the threat.
Corn
A Fateh-one-ten is a different animal. These are Iranian precision-guided missiles, about nine meters long, weighing several tons. Circular error probable under ten meters — meaning half of them land within ten meters of the target. That's not a neighborhood nuisance rocket. That's a weapon that can hit a specific building in Tel Aviv from the Beqaa Valley.
Herman
They require infrastructure. Climate-controlled storage, specialized transport vehicles, assembly facilities, testing ranges. You can't hide that in a residential basement south of the Litani — Israeli surveillance would spot it immediately. But the Beqaa Valley has natural caves, mountain bunkers, and underground facilities that Iran helped build over two decades. It's the ideal storage environment for an arsenal that's grown from dumb rockets to smart missiles.
Corn
The strategic calculus has completely inverted. In two thousand six, the Litani buffer degraded Hezbollah's capability by pushing launchers out of range. In twenty twenty-six, the Beqaa is where the capability lives, and the Litani is just the driveway.
Herman
Israel recognized this shift explicitly. In February twenty twenty-four, Israeli airstrikes hit targets deep in the Beqaa Valley — in the Baalbek area, which is Hezbollah's heartland. The IDF statement called it the heart of Hezbollah's precision missile project. That was the first time Israel publicly acknowledged that the Beqaa, not the Litani zone, is the primary threat.
Corn
Then in November twenty twenty-five, the leaked US-brokered ceasefire draft made the same shift on the diplomatic side. For the first time, the terms demanded Hezbollah withdraw heavy weapons from the Beqaa Valley — not just south of the Litani. That's a radical departure from seventeen-oh-one's framework.
Herman
It's also why the talks are stalled. Because asking Hezbollah to withdraw from south of the Litani is one thing — they can posture about it, drag their feet, and nothing changes. But asking them to surrender the Beqaa is asking them to give up their strategic depth, their supply chain, and their entire precision arsenal in one move. That's not a negotiation. That's a demand for capitulation. And Hezbollah knows it.
Corn
That's where we hit the political reality that makes the Beqaa a veto point. Hezbollah's entire legitimacy inside Lebanon is built on being the resistance. Their political party, their parliamentary seats, their social services network — it all rests on the military capability. The Beqaa Valley is the physical proof that they can still fight Israel. Surrendering it isn't a concession. It's abdication.
Herman
You've got a negotiation where one side is asking the other to sign away its reason for existing. That's not a stalemate. That's a structural impossibility. And this is what I mean when I say the Litani is a diplomatic reflex — it lets everyone pretend they're negotiating something achievable. "Move your rockets thirty kilometers north" sounds like a compromise. "Dismantle your entire strategic depth" doesn't.
Corn
Which brings us to the second layer of the problem. Even if Hezbollah agreed — which they won't — who enforces it? The Lebanese Armed Forces are supposed to be the answer. Resolution seventeen-oh-one says the LAF, with UNIFIL support, ensures no unauthorized weapons south of the Litani. But the LAF can barely pay its soldiers. Lebanon's economy collapsed in twenty nineteen and hasn't recovered. Soldiers are moonlighting as taxi drivers.
Herman
That's before you get to the political problem. The LAF has Shia soldiers. It has soldiers from families that support Hezbollah. If you order the Lebanese army into the Beqaa to seize weapons from Hezbollah, you're not conducting a police operation. You're starting a civil war. The LAF knows this. Hezbollah knows this. The diplomats writing these drafts either don't know it or pretend not to.
Corn
UNIFIL is in an even stranger position. Ten thousand troops covering roughly a thousand square kilometers. They can patrol, observe, and report. But they cannot search private property without Lebanese government permission, and they have no mandate to use force to disarm anyone. A strengthened UNIFIL with expanded rules of engagement has been proposed in the twenty twenty-five and twenty twenty-six drafts, but that requires Security Council agreement — and Russia and China have been clear they won't support a mandate that turns peacekeepers into combatants.
Herman
You've got a force that can't enforce, an army that can't act, and a militia that won't disarm. The Litani framework assumes a Lebanese state that doesn't exist. It's been assuming that for forty-eight years.
Corn
Then there's the third dimension — the supply chain. The Beqaa isn't just a storage depot. It's the last link in a logistics corridor that starts in Tehran and ends in Hezbollah's hands. Iranian cargo planes land in Damascus. The weapons move by truck through Shia militia territory in Syria and cross into Lebanon at Masnaa. Once they're in the Beqaa, they're inside Hezbollah's home terrain.
Herman
This is what makes the Beqaa fundamentally different from the Litani zone. South of the Litani, Hezbollah is operating in contested territory — exposed to Israeli surveillance, within range of quick airstrikes. The Beqaa is their rear area. It's where Iranian advisors train their fighters, where missiles are assembled from kits, where the underground bunkers have been built over decades with Iranian engineering. Think of it as the difference between a forward operating base and a homeland garrison. You can't degrade a garrison with a line on a map.
Corn
The Iran connection is the part that gets left out of ceasefire diplomacy entirely. The Beqaa is where Iranian influence becomes Lebanese military capability. Iran needs Hezbollah as a deterrent against Israeli strikes on its nuclear program. Hezbollah needs Iran for money, weapons, and training. The Beqaa is where that relationship is physically realized.
Herman
When you propose a ceasefire that neutralizes the Beqaa, you're not just asking Hezbollah to move some rockets. You're asking Iran to give up its primary pressure point against Israel. That's a regional question, not a Lebanese one. And it's why these talks keep stalling in the same place — the Beqaa is non-negotiable for Hezbollah, non-negotiable for Iran, and non-negotiable for Israel.
Corn
Then we get to the fourth problem, which is the one that makes all of this humanly catastrophic. The Beqaa Valley is home to about half a million people. Most of them are Shia. Many of them support Hezbollah — not necessarily because they love the ideology, but because Hezbollah provides services, jobs, and protection that the Lebanese state doesn't.
Herman
This is the human shield problem, but it's more complicated than the cartoon version. These aren't people being held at gunpoint. They're communities where Hezbollah is woven into the social fabric. The weapons storage facilities are under civilian areas because Hezbollah built them there, and Hezbollah built them there because that's where its people live. You can't separate the military infrastructure from the population without massive displacement.
Corn
We saw this in February twenty twenty-four. Israeli airstrikes hit targets in the Baalbek area — deep in the Beqaa. The IDF said they were hitting precision missile facilities. Dozens of civilians were killed. Hezbollah got exactly what it wanted out of that — a propaganda victory, images of dead civilians, international condemnation of Israel. The valley functioned as a military asset and a political asset simultaneously.
Herman
Compare this to Gaza, and the similarities are striking. Both are dense civilian areas where an armed group has built underground military infrastructure. Both present the same impossible choice — you can't destroy the weapons without killing civilians, and you can't leave the weapons without accepting the threat.
Corn
The Beqaa is roughly ten times the size of the Gaza Strip. And unlike Gaza, it has a direct land border with a friendly state — Syria. You can blockade Gaza. You can't blockade a valley that's a hundred and twenty kilometers long with an open eastern flank. The smuggling routes don't go through tunnels under a border fence. They go through official crossings and mountain tracks into a country where the regime is allied with your enemy.
Herman
There was a proposal floating around in twenty twenty-six — some analysts called it Litani-plus. The idea was a weapons-free zone covering both the Litani area and the Beqaa Valley, enforced by a multinational force with French and Gulf Arab troops, not just UNIFIL. The theory was that Gulf states have leverage over Lebanon's Sunni factions, and France has historical ties, so maybe you could build a coalition that actually has teeth.
Corn
How did that land?
Herman
Hezbollah called it a surrender document. Israel called it unimplementable. The French weren't enthusiastic about putting troops in the Beqaa. The Gulf states didn't want to be seen as enforcing an Israeli security demand. It died before it reached a formal draft.
Corn
If the Litani is the wrong line and the Beqaa is too big to control, what do we actually do? Let's talk about what this means for understanding the news, because that's where Daniel's question really lands — how do you listen to a ceasefire story and know what actually matters?
Herman
Here's the mental model I'd offer. Whenever you hear "Litani River" in a news report about Israel-Hezbollah negotiations, mentally substitute "Beqaa Valley." The Litani is the symptom. The Beqaa is the disease. The river is a convenient diplomatic fiction — it lets negotiators pretend they've addressed the problem while the real threat sits sixty kilometers northeast, untouched.
Corn
It's almost elegant in its uselessness. You draw a line that was relevant in nineteen seventy-eight, you write a resolution that sounds serious, and you ignore the hundred-and-twenty-kilometer smuggling corridor that makes the line meaningless. The Litani is the diplomatic equivalent of locking the front door while the back wall is missing.
Herman
Once you make that substitution, the news starts making more sense. When you see a headline about ceasefire talks stalling over "withdrawal terms," what's actually being negotiated is whether Hezbollah gives up the Beqaa. When Israel insists on "verification mechanisms," they're asking for access to the valley's underground facilities. The Litani is the language diplomats use. The Beqaa is what they're actually fighting over.
Corn
Second practical filter — any proposed ceasefire that doesn't address the Beqaa Valley's smuggling corridors and weapons storage is structurally doomed. The two thousand six framework failed because it ignored the Beqaa entirely. Resolution seventeen-oh-one was a Litani-only solution to a Beqaa-shaped problem.
Herman
The twenty twenty-six framework will fail for exactly the same reason unless it includes a real mechanism for controlling the Syria-Lebanon border crossings. Not monitoring them. Not observing them. Masnaa, Jousieh, the unofficial mountain tracks — if weapons can cross from Syria into the Beqaa, the ceasefire is a pause, not a resolution.
Corn
This is the test I'd apply to any diplomatic story on this. Does the proposal mention the border crossings by name? Does it specify who controls them and how? If the answer is no, you're reading about a Litani ceasefire — which means you're reading about something that will fail in the same way everything since nineteen seventy-eight has failed.
Herman
That brings us to the third thing — for listeners who want to go deeper than the headlines, there are specific chokepoints to track. The Masnaa border crossing is number one. It's the primary official crossing between Syria and the Beqaa Valley. If you see reports of Israeli airstrikes near Masnaa, you know the real target is the supply chain, not some rocket launcher near the border.
Corn
The other one is Al-Qusayr. It's a Syrian town that controls the road from Damascus into the Beqaa. During the Syrian civil war, Hezbollah fought alongside Assad's forces to take Al-Qusayr in twenty thirteen, precisely because it's the chokepoint on the weapons route. If Israel strikes Al-Qusayr, they're hitting the valve on the pipeline.
Herman
These two locations — Masnaa and Al-Qusayr — matter more than any river. They're the geographic pinch points on a supply chain that starts in Tehran and ends in Hezbollah's bunkers. If you see them in the news, you're watching the real war. The Litani headlines are theater.
Corn
That's the uncomfortable thing to sit with. We've had forty-eight years of theater. Forty-eight years of drawing the same line, passing the same resolutions, deploying the same peacekeepers with the same impossible mandate. The Beqaa Valley has been the answer the whole time, and nobody in the diplomatic process has been willing to say it out loud — at least not until the twenty twenty-five draft finally named it.
Herman
Which is progress of a kind. Admitting the problem exists is step one. Step two is admitting that solving it requires a level of military and political commitment that no outside power has been willing to provide, and that the Lebanese state is structurally incapable of providing. That's not pessimism. That's just reading the map.
Corn
That leaves us with the question no diplomat has been able to answer. Is there any geographic line that could actually separate Hezbollah from Israel? The Litani failed. The Beqaa is too big and too integrated. The only remaining option is the Lebanon-Syria border itself — shut down Masnaa, shut down Jousieh, shut down the mountain tracks. But that requires Syrian cooperation.
Herman
Which doesn't exist. The Assad regime is Iran's ally. Syrian territory is the highway. Asking Damascus to police the border is asking Iran's partner to sever Iran's supply line. You'd need a Syrian government that isn't this Syrian government. That's not a diplomatic obstacle — it's a category error.
Corn
We're left with a situation where the only line that could work is a border controlled by the enemy's ally. The Litani is too close. The Beqaa is too deep. The Syria border is too political. There is no Goldilocks line.
Herman
That's the future implication worth sitting with. As Hezbollah's precision-guided missile arsenal grows — and it is growing, the estimates now run to several thousand PGMs with circular error probable under ten meters — the Beqaa Valley becomes more critical, not less. The next war will not be fought over the Litani River. It will be fought over the Beqaa Valley. And if Israel decides the only way to degrade that arsenal is to preemptively strike the underground facilities around Baalbek, the civilian cost will be catastrophic.
Corn
Half a million people live in that valley. The bunkers are under their towns. The assembly sites are near their homes. You can't surgically remove Hezbollah's strategic depth from the Beqaa any more than you can surgically remove a tumor that's grown through the surrounding tissue. The operation kills the patient.
Herman
Hezbollah knows that. The civilian population isn't an accident of the strategy — it is the strategy. Every missile stored under an apartment building is a choice designed to make the military target politically un-strikeable. It's Gaza logic, but on a scale ten times larger and with an open border to resupply.
Corn
Here's the uncomfortable place we land. The Litani River is a line on a map. The Beqaa Valley is a reality on the ground. For forty-eight years, diplomats have drawn lines and called them solutions while the reality sixty kilometers northeast kept growing. Until the diplomatic process stops drawing lines and starts addressing the actual geography of supply, storage, and political control, ceasefires will remain what they've always been — pauses, not solutions.
Herman
Pauses during which the arsenal gets bigger, the bunkers get deeper, and the precision gets better. The two thousand six ceasefire was a pause. If the twenty twenty-six draft produces anything, it will be a pause. The Beqaa doesn't go away during a pause.
Corn
The thing I keep coming back to is that everyone involved knows this. The Israeli military planners know it. Hezbollah's commanders know it. The Iranian Revolutionary Guard knows it. The diplomats writing the resolutions probably know it too. The Litani framework persists not because anyone believes in it, but because admitting it's obsolete means admitting the problem has no diplomatic solution.
Herman
Which is a hard thing to say in a UN Security Council chamber. "We have no resolution for this." So instead you get Resolution seventeen-oh-one, extended and re-extended, year after year, while the real war preparations continue in a valley the resolution never touched.
Corn
Daniel, that's the answer to your question. The Beqaa Valley is the strategic concern because it's where the weapons enter, where they're stored, and where the capability lives. The Litani River keeps appearing in ceasefires because it's the line everyone can agree to draw while ignoring the valley nobody can agree to address. The river is the decoy. The valley is the war.
Herman
Now: Hilbert's daily fun fact.

Hilbert: In the nineteen-tens, a group of French naturalists working in the Atacama Desert advanced the theory that axolotls could regenerate their limbs because they had absorbed trace minerals from meteorite dust unique to their original lakebeds — a hypothesis that was taken seriously for nearly a decade before anyone bothered to test whether axolotls regenerate just fine in ordinary tap water.
Corn
...right.
Herman
The secret to limb regeneration was space dust in a lake. Glad we cleared that up.
Corn
That leaves us with a final thought. The next time you see a map of the Israel-Lebanon border, look past the Litani River. Find the Beqaa Valley. Trace the road from Damascus to Masnaa. That's the map that actually matters. Everything else is diplomatic theater.
Herman
If you want to dig deeper into the geography behind the headlines, you can find us at my weird prompts dot com, or email the show at show at my weird prompts dot com. This has been My Weird Prompts. I'm Herman Poppleberry.
Corn
I'm Corn. We'll be back next week.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.