#5852: What "Free of Ordnance" Actually Means

A medal suggests the job is done. In Gaza, the clearance hasn't even been permitted to start.

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Declaring an area free of ordnance" sounds like a binary. Under the International Mine Action Standards, it isn't. Land Release (IMAS 07.11) is a graded process: non-technical survey first, technical survey next, and full clearance only as a last resort in Confirmed Hazardous Areas. If survey can prove ground is clean, it gets released without a single deminer on a bayonet. Both paths produce paperwork that looks the same at the end — which is where public understanding goes wrong.

Clearance itself (IMAS 09.10) is defined against a specified depth. The default minimum search depth is 130 millimetres, roughly the detection limit of a metal detector against a minimum-metal mine. In urban environments that flexes: rubble may require removing many metres, and where large bombs or cluster munitions were used, several metres. There is no single depth. It's defined case by case, based on ordnance used, ground conditions, and intended land use. Two separate functions verify it — quality assurance inside the demining organisation, and independent post-clearance quality control before land is formally released.

Gaza breaks the technique. Fifty-plus million tonnes of rubble across a 41-kilometre strip, 69 percent of buildings damaged or destroyed, roughly 70,000 tonnes of munitions fired since the conflict began. Standard EOD assumes you can distinguish surface from subsurface and that ordnance is where you left it. In Gaza the ground has been reorganised — bombs can sit below foundations, under rubble piled from adjacent buildings, with original location markers gone. Shoring and shafting down to a single deep-buried bomb can take a month before render-safe even begins.

Human remains change the procedure at the point of contact. HI refers to "an unknown number of human cadavers" in the debris — unknown being the operative word. When a metal signature could be a device or a person, the operation stops until someone qualified can tell you which, and you're working in material that's half rebar.

This isn't a novel problem. The UN's Explosive Hazard Risk Assessment method was developed and field-tested in Gaza in 2009, 2013, and 2014, and written up in an IMAS technical note in 2018. The 2014 precedent: 648 assessments and 5,415 items destroyed over eighteen months. The methodology exists. The scale is what changed. Underground bombs will remain for generations — the standard is honest about that. The word "free" is what isn't.

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What the research for this episode read before the script was written. Primary sources first.

  1. Humanity & Inclusion (press release) primary Mine Clearance Experts Receive UK Humanitarian Medal, 2026-09-30
  2. Humanity & Inclusion UK primary Gaza: Explosive Ordnance Disposal expert on huge challenges posed by contamination (Toombs statement), 2025-01-30
  3. Humanity & Inclusion UK primary Gaza: HI British deminers deployed to assess explosive ordnance risks, 2024-04-04
  4. Humanity & Inclusion primary Landmines: use, contamination and civilian harm in Ukraine factsheet, April 2026
  5. BBC News Explosive expert's Gaza work recognised with medal, Amelia Riley, 2026-10-10
  6. Reuters Clearing Gaza's surface of bombs will take up to 30 years, aid group says, Emma Farge, 2025-10-23
  7. The Independent Worst humanitarian crisis I've seen': Army explosives expert describes dire conditions in Gaza, Joe Middleton, 2024-04-07
  8. UN News Gaza's unexploded ordnance could take 14 years to clear, 2024-04-26
  9. IMAS 09.10 Clearance requirements, Second Edition, Amendment 6, January 2020 [primary standard]
  10. IMAS Technical Note 10.10/03 Explosive Hazard Risk Assessment in Debris Management (Rubble Removal) Operations, v1.0, July 2018 [primary standard]
  11. Irish Independent Experts say clearing all unexploded bombs from Gaza could take 30 years, Emma Farge, 2025-10-24

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  • Explosive Hazard Risk Assessment UN method for assessing ordnance-damaged buildings
  • Gary Toombs HI Global Land Release and EOD Director
  • Humanity and Inclusion NGO running Gaza EOD and risk education
  • IMAS 07.11 Land Release standard defining clearance process
  • IMAS 09.10 Clearance standard specifying depth requirements
  • Pehr Lodhammar UNMAS official estimating 14-year rubble clearance
  • RDNA assessment Ukraine recovery needs assessment, $27.6B figure
  • Simon Elmont HI spokesperson on return-phase injury risk
  • Technical Note 10.10.03 IMAS note on Explosive Hazard Risk Assessment in debris
  • UNMAS UN Mine Action Service, source of clearance estimates

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#5852: What "Free of Ordnance" Actually Means

Corn
A British bomb disposal expert gets a medal at Buckingham Palace, and by Monday he's on a plane to Ukraine.
Herman
Straight back into it.
Corn
That's the story Daniel's asking about. Gary Toombs, sixteen years as a Royal Engineer bomb disposal officer, joined Humanity and Inclusion in twenty sixteen. What Daniel wants to get into is the machinery behind the phrase "declaring an area free of ordnance." What the process actually involves, why a dense urban environment like Gaza makes it uniquely brutal, how human remains and demolished buildings complicate every step, and why this is going to be a multi generational problem rather than a reconstruction project with an end date.
Herman
The medal suggests a finished job. The actual job hasn't started.
Corn
So let's use Toombs as the window into it.
Herman
Gary Toombs is the Global Land Release and EOD Technical Operations Director at Humanity and Inclusion. Sixteen years in the British Army as a Royal Engineer bomb disposal officer, joined HI in twenty sixteen. Since then his career has run through Syria, Bosnia, Iraq, Yemen, Ukraine, and Gaza. He was one of seven HI staff awarded the UK's Humanitarian Medal in September, approved by the King. First EOD team ever to receive it.
Corn
Seven people on one medal citation. That's not an individual award, that's an institutional one.
Herman
The whole Gaza deployment got recognised. HI ran in Gaza from October twenty twenty three to February twenty twenty six. And here's the part that matters for the discussion. What did that deployment actually deliver? A hundred and eighty six explosive hazard assessments of humanitarian sites. Hospitals, shelters, displacement camps. Plus convoy escorts. Plus fifty seven thousand risk education sessions reaching over seven hundred thousand people.
Corn
Notice what's not in that list. Clearance.
Herman
Correct. Assessment, marking, reporting, education. Not clearance. Because Israel hasn't permitted ordnance clearance in Gaza. So the team could look, could map, could tell people where not to walk. Couldn't remove anything.
Corn
Which means the headline number Daniel's probably reacting to, "declaring sites free," hasn't actually happened yet in the way it sounds.
Herman
Right. So the gap between what a medal ceremony implies and what the ground truth is... that's the episode.
Corn
Give me the scale first.
Herman
Fifty plus million tonnes of rubble. HI's comparison: four hundred Wembley Stadiums, in a strip forty one kilometres long. Sixty nine percent of buildings damaged or destroyed, including two hundred and forty five thousand homes. And roughly seventy thousand tonnes of explosives have hit Gaza since the conflict began.
Corn
So what does "declaring an area free" actually mean in formal terms? Because "free" isn't a vibe, it's a standard.
Herman
It's called Land Release. IMAS 07.11. The full definition is "the process of applying all reasonable effort to identify, define, and remove all presence and suspicion of mines and explosive remnants of war through non technical survey, technical survey, and or clearance."
Corn
Non technical survey first.
Herman
That's the interview stage. Talking to locals, looking at records, walking the ground without touching anything. You're trying to figure out which areas are definitely hazardous, which are definitely clear, and which are suspected. You do everything you can to avoid putting a deminer on a bayonet.
Corn
And clearance is the last resort.
Herman
Only in Confirmed Hazardous Areas. If you can prove the land is clean through survey, you release it without ever clearing it. That's the whole point of the framework. It exists because clearance is expensive, slow, and dangerous, and the standard is designed to make you spend that currency only where you have to.
Corn
So "declaring free" could mean something was actually dug up, or it could mean somebody did enough homework to be confident nothing was there.
Herman
Both are legitimate. Both release land. But the paperwork looks the same at the end.
Corn
That's where the public misreads it. The phrase sounds binary. It's a graded determination.
Herman
IMAS 09.10 is the clearance standard. Land is accepted as cleared only when the demining organisation has removed or destroyed all mine and ERW hazards from the specified area to the specified depth. Specified depth is the phrase to hold onto.
Corn
How deep?
Herman
Default minimum search depth is one hundred and thirty millimetres. That's basically the detection limit of a metal detector against a minimum metal mine. A plastic mine with almost no metal in it. That's your baseline.
Corn
And in a city?
Herman
Then the standard flexes. In urban areas, clearance may require the removal of many metres of rubble. And where large bombs or cluster munitions were used, the depth of clearance may be several metres. The standard acknowledges that the surface you're searching isn't the surface anymore. You're searching a thickness of material, and the thickness isn't uniform.
Corn
So there is no single depth.
Herman
There isn't. That's the honest answer. Clearance depth is defined case by case, based on the ordnance used, the ground conditions, and what the land is going to be used for. A football pitch and a hospital foundation get different specifications.
Corn
Herman, walk me through the two stage quality system, because that's the bit that makes "declared free" actually mean something.
Herman
Two separate functions. QA is quality assurance. It lives with the demining organisation. They have to be accredited, and they're monitored throughout the operation. Then after clearance is done, there's a post clearance QC inspection. Quality control. That's independent verification that the specified area was actually cleared to the specified depth. Only then is the land formally released.
Corn
So a clearance certificate isn't self issued.
Herman
It should not be, no. The QC inspection is the third party that signs, and the accreditation scheme is what makes the certificate mean anything.
Corn
And what happens when the certificate is wrong?
Herman
Then you get a re clearance, and a trust problem, and a landmine injury in a schoolyard. That's why the depth specification is conservative. The standard assumes someone will eventually dig a foundation.
Corn
So now apply that framework to Gaza.
Herman
Standard EOD techniques are, in HI's phrasing, rendered ineffective due to large quantities of rubble. The technique assumes you can distinguish surface from subsurface and that ordnance is where you left it. In Gaza the ground has been reorganised.
Corn
Reorganised how?
Herman
A bomb hits a building. The upper floors come down. The foundations don't move, but the bomb may be below them. The rubble from three adjacent buildings piles on top. Now the ordnance is ten metres below the top of the pile and its original location marker is gone.
Corn
Toombs said some bombs go extremely deep into the ground.
Herman
His example. Shoring and shafting down to reach one can take up to a month just to get to the bomb. And then you have to render it safe.
Corn
A month per device.
Herman
For deep buried ones, yes. That's the extreme, but that's the category that exists in Gaza. And it exists in volume, because seventy thousand tonnes of munitions hit that strip.
Corn
What's the technique actually shaped like? Because "dig a shaft" sounds simple.
Herman
It isn't. You're shoring, which means putting in structural supports so the trench doesn't collapse. Around rubble, shoring is a live engineering problem, because the rubble isn't stable and it isn't uniform. And every metre you add, the structure gets bigger and the collapse risk grows. Plus, you don't know what else is in the material you're shoring through.
Corn
So the shaft becomes its own hazard.
Herman
It does. Which is why the standard lets you choose the depth and why in Gaza you can't reliably choose. If you stop at one hundred and thirty millimetres, you haven't addressed the deep ordnance. If you dig to the foundation, you've turned a clearance job into a construction job.
Corn
And there's the misconception Daniel's question is circling. "Declaring an area free" is not the same as the area being safe.
Herman
Right. If you clear to the specified depth, you have removed everything that the standard and the risk assessment say is present within that envelope. Underground ordnance below the specified depth may remain. HI's wording: underground bombs will remain for generations.
Corn
Years of "we cleared it" followed by decades of "we told you the limit."
Herman
I want to be fair to the standard here. It's honest about its limits. IMAS 09.10 doesn't pretend clearance covers everything. It defines what is covered and how deep. The problem is that the public hears "free" and thinks "no explosive on this ground."
Corn
Nobody in the room is lying. The word is doing it.
Herman
The word is the problem.
Corn
Now — the part I think is underrated. Gaza is not a novel problem for this technique.
Herman
That's the angle I want to get to. The UN's Explosive Hazard Risk Assessment method, EHRA, was developed and field tested in Gaza. Two thousand nine, twenty thirteen, and twenty fourteen.
Corn
Gaza is where the method was born.
Herman
Specifically designed for assessing ordnance damaged buildings in densely populated areas where normal clearance is inefficient. That's the exact problem. And the twenty fourteen precedent gives you a sense of the tempo. Six hundred and forty eight assessments, five thousand four hundred and fifteen items destroyed, over eighteen months.
Corn
Which for one campaign of limited duration is a lot of items.
Herman
And that's a fraction of what's there now.
Corn
So this isn't new. It's the same problem at a much larger scale.
Herman
It's a recurring problem with a known and imperfect methodology. The UN has an IMAS technical note, Technical Note ten point ten point oh three, published in twenty eighteen, on Explosive Hazard Risk Assessment in Debris Management. That's the rubble removal doctrine written up. It exists because Gaza was the case study that produced it.
Corn
That's a useful thing for listeners to hold onto. The humanitarian community didn't invent the response after October twenty twenty three.
Herman
The response existed. The scale is what changed.
Corn
And that gets us to human remains.
Herman
This is the piece that makes the whole thing a different category of work rather than a harder version of the same work. Toombs names three hazards in the rubble. Unexploded ordnance. Hazardous materials. And human remains.
Corn
In that order of naming. Which is not a hierarchy, it's just the list.
Herman
HI's own statement uses the phrase "an unknown number of human cadavers" in the debris.
Corn
Unknown.
Herman
Unknown. That's the operative word. It's not just that they're there. It's that nobody has a count.
Corn
What does that do to the technique?
Herman
It changes the procedure at the point of contact. In a normal clearance, if you hit a metal signature, you investigate, you identify, you render safe, you move on. If the signature could be either a device or a person, the operation stops until someone qualified can tell you which. And you're doing this in a pile of rubble where the metal signature is fifty percent rebar.
Corn
So the uncertain cases slow everything down.
Herman
They slow it down, and they change the equipment. You become more cautious than the technique requires, because the cost of being wrong isn't just a deminer's life, it's a violation. There's a forensic dimension here. In many cultures, the handling of remains is not a technical question.
Corn
It's a religious obligation.
Herman
It's a religious obligation and a family's grief. Pulling a body out of a rubble pile with a backhoe isn't the same as pulling out a piece of steel.
Corn
And there's no protocol for it that the sources can point to.
Herman
I looked and couldn't find a specific one. HI confirms remains are present and complicate the work. The specific forensic coordination protocol between clearance teams, religious authorities, and hospitals isn't documented publicly that I could find. This is a real gap and I don't want to invent one.
Corn
So the practical answer is that on the ground, whoever's doing the work has to make that call in the field. And that's a human decision, not a standard.
Herman
The other thing that complicates it is the structures themselves. The EHRA framework classifies damaged buildings into categories. Damaged. Non functional stable. Non functional unstable. Destroyed. Rubble removed.
Corn
Unstable is the problem category.
Herman
Unstable is the one that means a clearance team can't work the site until engineering work happens first. Because the partially collapsed building is a trap. You can't bring equipment onto the ground floor of a building whose upper floors are held up by a kitchen wall.
Corn
So before the deminer arrives, someone has to decide whether the building itself is going to come down on them.
Herman
That's an engineering judgement, and it happens before the ordnance judgement. The sequence is inverted from a normal clearance. Usually you clear then you rebuild. Here, sometimes you demolish first so you can get in to clear.
Corn
And demolishing safely is its own problem when the building might have a device wedged in the load bearing column.
Herman
Exactly.
Corn
Here's the other thing I keep thinking about. The community itself.
Herman
The biggest risk window isn't during the war.
Corn
It's the return.
Herman
HI's Simon Elmont. "We know from other conflict zones like Mosul that this is when the risk is greatest. The number of injuries will increase as people try to return."
Corn
Why does the risk peak at the return?
Herman
Because during the war, people stay away from the rubble. When the ceasefire holds, they go back to find their house, to get their documents, to check whether their cousin is under the slab. The ordnance is sitting in exactly the place they need to walk.
Corn
So "declaring the area free" reaches a village and the villagers immediately test the declaration.
Herman
With their kids.
Corn
Fifty three confirmed killed by war remnants already.
Herman
At least. Per the UN led database. That's the confirmed number, which is always the low number.
Corn
Now the timeline. Because this is where Daniel's question has the sharpest edge.
Herman
Two estimates, and they don't agree. UNMAS's Pehr Lodhammar, back in twenty twenty four, estimated around fourteen years for rubble clearance. Thirty seven million tonnes of debris.
Corn
And HI's number?
Herman
Twenty to thirty years to clear the surface alone. And HI's framing is worth hearing. Gaza is a "horrific, unmapped minefield."
Corn
Unmapped.
Herman
That's the distinction from a conventional minefield. A conventional minefield is a known area. You have a fence. You have a map somewhere, even if you've lost it. What Gaza has is a fifty million tonne pile of rubble whose contents are unknown, whose extent is enormous, and whose ordnance came in on a mix of air dropped munitions, artillery, drone delivered, and improvised devices. Unmapped means you're not looking for known objects in known places. You're looking for unknown objects in an unknown volume.
Corn
Which is why the twenty to thirty year estimate only covers the surface.
Herman
And neither one includes underground ordnance. HI says that will remain for generations. So both numbers are the optimistic version even on their own terms.
Corn
That's the thing that should sit with people. The estimate is for the easy part.
Herman
Then you have the reconstruction. Toombs says the physical reconstruction will take years and the explosive ordnance legacy will affect communities for a very long time. That's a guy who has been there and who has seen Mosul and Raqqa.
Corn
His comparison is stark. "I've operated in Mosul, in Raqqa, but I have not seen a level of destruction and humanitarian need like I have in Gaza."
Herman
That's a man with the reference points to compare.
Corn
Now — Ukraine.
Herman
Toombs is going for the seventh time since twenty twenty two. He's going on Monday. Britain's got a bomb disposal expert who has just come back from one of the hardest clearance environments on earth, and next week he's back in another one.
Corn
What's the contamination picture in Ukraine?
Herman
A hundred and thirty two thousand square kilometres potentially contaminated. That's nearly a quarter of the country. Forty one thousand nine hundred and twenty four square kilometres have already been returned to safe use. Recovery needs for explosive hazard management are estimated at twenty seven point six billion dollars for twenty twenty six to twenty thirty five.
Corn
Nearly a quarter of the country.
Herman
And the character of the contamination is different from Gaza. Toombs calls it "much denser emplacement." Anti vehicle mines laid much closer together than we'd normally expect. And it's a complex mix of older munitions combined with very modern systems, including technologies that have not previously been encountered in humanitarian clearance contexts.
Corn
"Not previously encountered."
Herman
That's the sentence that should worry people. That's a demining professional saying there are things on that ground he hasn't seen before. Drone dropped mines are part of it. Booby trap techniques that weren't in the humanitarian textbook.
Corn
And this is with a professional staff that has decades of experience across Iraq, Syria, Bosnia.
Herman
Which means every doctrine is being revised in real time.
Corn
Toombs's framing is that it's not just a wartime issue, it's a generational one.
Herman
He says explicitly: the decisions taken today will shape civilian safety, reconstruction, and economic recovery for decades.
Corn
So Ukraine and Gaza are two different flavours of the same multi decade problem.
Herman
Scale and novelty on both sides. Gaza is denser and more destroyed. Ukraine is more contaminated in terms of total area, with newer devices, and a mix of legacy and modern systems in the same ground.
Corn
And neither one has a shortcut.
Herman
There is no shortcut in demining. There's technique, there's time, there's money, and there's people walking slowly in front of everything else.
Corn
Ukraine's money number is helpful here. Twenty seven point six billion dollars over ten years.
Herman
For Ukraine alone. That's the figure the RDNA assessment puts on it. Which tells you the scale of operation required if you wanted to accelerate, and how much of the total is going to depend on who's willing to write the cheque.
Corn
And the cost of not paying it.
Herman
Land that can't be farmed. Villages that can't be reoccupied. Kids who can't walk to school. Which is why the number matters more than it sounds like it should.
Corn
Speaking of walking slowly in front of everything else — I want to talk about the difference between what people think demining looks like and what it is.
Herman
You're thinking of the man with the detector and the red stick.
Corn
I am.
Herman
That's actually the smallest part of the operation. The detector's only useful on ground that has been prepared. In Gaza, you can't prepare the ground without removing rubble. And you can't remove the rubble safely until you know what's in it. So you're doing survey and education work that produces no visible change on the ground.
Corn
So HI's hundred and eighty six assessments in Gaza — those had zero clearance outcomes?
Herman
Zero visible clearance outcomes. But they produced risk education material for seven hundred thousand people. That's seven hundred thousand people being told which streets to avoid, which buildings to stay out of, which signs of an unexploded device to report.
Corn
Herman, that's not nothing.
Herman
It's the difference between one man dying and thirty people dying. That's the scale of what risk education does. And it's what's actually possible in Gaza, given the constraints.
Corn
So the assessment work is real work. It's just not the work the medal wording makes people picture.
Herman
It's also the work that has to happen before any future clearance. You can't clear a city you have no map of; you build the map first. And HI built the preliminary map.
Corn
And that map goes into the next operation, whoever runs it, whenever they're allowed to.
Herman
Which is why the twenty twenty six medal was given for work that already existed. That's the recognition. The Gaza mission is closed. The problem hasn't been touched.
Corn
So what does the future look like for Gaza?
Herman
Short answer. Somebody eventually clears that strip. It's a multi decade project. Surface clearance alone could be twenty to thirty years. The remaining underground ordnance could be with the community into the next century.
Corn
That's what "for generations" means in practice. It means a kid born in Gaza this year, in twenty twenty six, is going to be told at some point in his life, "don't dig there, we don't know what's under that."
Herman
That's an actual generational boundary. The contamination outlives the current population.
Corn
And Ukraine is heading to the same place at a different speed.
Herman
Yes. Ukraine is not caught up to that yet, but the direction is the same. Some parts of the country are less contaminated than others. Forty one thousand square kilometres have been returned to safe use. That number is real and it's growing. But the total is over a hundred and thirty thousand, so the gap is far bigger than the progress.
Corn
What's the deal with the underground in Gaza specifically?
Herman
The reason underground is worse than surface is because surface clearance makes the ground usable, and underground clearance is about protecting people from what happens when the ground is used. A surface cleared area looks clear. A farmer ploughs it. A kid digs a foot. That's when the deep ordnance becomes a surface problem.
Corn
Which means the certificate is upstream of the risk.
Herman
It's a certificate to a specified depth. Everyone in the trade understands this. The public does not. That's the gap.
Corn
Okay. Let's give the medal story its due, then. Seven people got an award for work that wasn't clearance.
Herman
The medal is recognising the assessment, marking, and reporting work. And the education work, which is what saved most of the lives that were saved.
Corn
Not the bombs they pulled out.
Herman
They didn't pull many bombs out. They told people where the bombs were.
Corn
Which is the entire story of that mission in one sentence, I think.
Herman
Corn, that's the sentence.
Corn
What do we owe the listeners in terms of a takeaway here?
Herman
That the humanitarians are doing the part of the job that's actually possible, and the moral weight falls on whoever is keeping the full job off the table. And that the bombing phase of any of these conflicts is short compared to the clearing phase. Bombs fall in eighteen months. The consequences are measured in decades.
Corn
That's the piece I keep coming back to. Every war has an end date. The ordnance doesn't.
Herman
Which is the case for taking the humanitarian clearance seriously as a peace time function rather than a war time afterthought.
Corn
Before we get to our producer, one thing Daniel's prompt gets at that I want to name. He asks about Toombs's role and the fact that he's going to Ukraine. And what's interesting is that the job is continuous. There's no separation between the Gaza guy and the Ukraine guy. It's the same person, the same skillset, the same kit, the same doctrine.
Herman
Which is why the expertise is so concentrated. There might be a few thousand people globally with the deep experience on that exact kind of urban rubble ordnance problem. And you can only move them between conflicts one at a time.
Corn
So Ukraine is getting a guy who just spent two years watching Gaza.
Herman
And Ukraine's contamination is bigger. So what he learned in Gaza is going to be useful.
Corn
The knowledge transfer only happens when the expert transfers.
Hilbert
Correct.
Hilbert
I had one in the garden. Nineteen eighty six, that was. A grenade, half under the patio slab. I put a bucket over it and called the council.
Corn
You called the council.
Hilbert
Rang the number in the book. Man came out, looked at it for about four seconds, told me it was probably fine and to leave the bucket there for a few weeks.
Corn
Probably fine.
Hilbert
I left the bucket there. Kept a note in a green exercise book. What day it went down, what day I rang, what the man said. Still have the book.
Herman
You kept a log of the bucket.
Hilbert
One line per day for the first year. Then one a week. Then I stopped. It's a garden bucket now, the one that's under there. I use it for birdseed in the shed.
Corn
The bucket.
Hilbert
It's fine.
Herman
You kept a bucket that sat over a live grenade for forty years.
Hilbert
It sat over a grenade for two weeks, then it was fine, so I moved it. It's been over the birdseed bin for thirty nine years.
Herman
And you use it for birdseed.
Hilbert
Sunflower hearts. That's what I put in it. The bucket doesn't hold them, exactly, I decant into the feed tub, but the bucket's the scoop.
Corn
And you're saying that's the same as what Toombs does.
Hilbert
Basically the same. Marking, recording, reporting. I marked it, I recorded it, I reported it. Less paperwork.
Corn
I want to go back to the log for a second.
Hilbert
Two columns. Date on the left. What I observed on the right. First six months mostly says the same thing.
Corn
What does it say.
Hilbert
"No change."
Corn
Forty years of no change, in a green book.
Hilbert
Then my brother in law came round with a spaniel and the spaniel wouldn't go near that corner. Which I put in the log as well.
Herman
What did you put.
Hilbert
"Dog refused. Non conclusive."
Corn
Non conclusive is the phrase.
Hilbert
I did wonder.
Corn
What did you do about the dog.
Hilbert
Nothing. The dog was right, in my view. I moved the birdseed to the other shed.
Herman
Hilbert, this is the part where a man with a lifetime of clearance experience would tell you to call somebody.
Hilbert
I did call somebody. The council.
Corn
Once. In nineteen eighty six.
Hilbert
They said probably fine. Which they don't say unless they've thought about it.
Corn
I want that on the record. The council said probably fine.
Hilbert
The man from the council said it. He was leaning on his van at the time.
Herman
Has the shed ever exploded.
Hilbert
No. The shed has not exploded. I checked every year, that's what the log is for.
Corn
You can't actually check, though. That's the point of all this.
Hilbert
You can check the shed. If the shed is still there, the bucket's probably fine.
Corn
I'd like to introduce you to the concept of a delayed fuze.
Hilbert
Forty years delayed. That's a long fuze, Corn. I'd say I got it right.
Corn
What was the tax thing.
Hilbert
I tried to claim the bucket as a business expense. Sixty four pounds. Buckets, garden equipment.
Corn
What business.
Hilbert
Freelance.
Herman
Did it work.
Hilbert
The accountant wrote back with a question mark. I dropped it after that.
Corn
Which is the closest thing to a clearance certificate you ever got.
Hilbert
The question mark was from the accountant. Not the council. Both were fine.
Herman
So if Daniel were asking you whether his village is safe. Sorry. If a friend asked you whether it's safe, your answer would be.
Hilbert
Probably fine. Which is the short answer, which is what the man said, and what the log has been saying for forty years.
Corn
Have you ever considered just getting a professional to look at it.
Hilbert
I did. The council. Nineteen eighty six.
Corn
The man leaning on his van.
Herman
And you mentioned a cousin.
Hilbert
Distant. My mother's side. Said he worked in ordnance disposal. Turned out it was a fireworks factory in the West Midlands. He made rockets for a fireworks show. Which is technically ordnance, in my view.
Corn
Rockets.
Hilbert
Rockets. In a shed. He was very good at it. He had all his fingers.
Corn
Your entire family operates in the bucket economy.
Hilbert
We do what we can. And that's the last I'll say about the bucket.
Herman
Corn, here's the thing that's actually interesting.
Corn
That Hilbert's bucket method is a one person version of what Toombs does, minus the standards, minus the QA, minus the second pair of eyes, minus the depth specification, minus the risk education.
Herman
Yes. And it works approximately up to the point where it doesn't, and the entire discipline exists to shorten the window between those two things.
Corn
And the cost of that window, in Gaza, is fifty three people.
Herman
And in Ukraine, unknown, because the country hasn't finished counting.
Corn
The open question I want to leave with listeners on this one. The sources confirm human remains are present in the Gaza rubble and that they complicate the work, but none of them spell out what the protocol is. How do you actually do it. Who has the authority. Where does forensics stop and clearance start. Because at some point a deminer has to decide whether the metal signature under his probe is a piece of a device or a piece of a person.
Herman
And that decision is made from the field manual outward. The manual's silent.
Corn
Which means every operator carries it.
Herman
Toombs's phrase on the legacy is the one I'd leave this on. The physical reconstruction will take years and the explosive ordnance legacy will affect communities for a very long time.
Corn
He means the clearing outlives the war. Both wars. Gaza and Ukraine.
Herman
And the medal recognises a piece of it, not the whole of it.
Corn
If you have any curiosity about this kind of thing, or you want to send us a prompt, our producer Hilbert Flumingtop would love to hear from you at t dot me slash MWP listener bot. We also have everything at my weird prompts dot com.
Herman
Please leave us a review. It helps.
Corn
If this was your kind of episode, go back for episode fourteen oh eight, Israel Wartime Readiness Field Guide; and episode eighteen sixty-one, Emergency Prep You Can Sing To. This has been My Weird Prompts.
Herman
See you soon.

This episode was generated with AI assistance. Hosts Herman and Corn are AI personalities.